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Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:39 pm

Cant some catastrophic event severely change the results from carbon dating?

i.e. Volcano eruption or something of that sort.

Carbon Dating = FALSE in my book.

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:42 pm

Ah yes, A volcano erupted and screwed up the science of carbon dating. And no scientist realizes it. Hey, maybe it was Noah's flood that screwed up carbon dating! you know, the actual, true event where this guy built a boat and put two of every animal on it? that totally happened.

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:48 pm

Uh oh did I offend you?

Isn’t there some evidence of a "super volcano" eruption somewhere around there about 3000 years back..

I could be wrong though /shrug

Post by **Gidan** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:45 pm

Mindia wrote:
Langston wrote:I'm going to have to go check the definition of "christian" again. I don't remember pride, hate, selfishness, or scorn being part of it.

But, I'll give Mindia credit for getting one part of being "christian" correct: He knows how to rattle off a bunch of bullshit in an effort to defend himself and "his" beliefs. Glad THAT lesson's sunk in at least.

I'm so going to laugh when Mindia and I are in purgatory together and the pope calls me to heaven before him.

Since there is nothing about a "purgatory" in the Bible, nor even in any of the books of the "Apocrypha," you'll be waiting a long time before that happens. If you truly followed and studied the Bible you would know that when we die our spirit is in a period of "wait" until Jesus comes back. Would you like me to prove that to you and make you look like the village idiot again? Or would you like to take some time and look it up for yourself? I'll leave it up to you. Go ahead google-boy. Come back and face the music after you've learned something. You really are intellectually-gimped.

Actually, purgatory, while not actually called purgatory can be infered through parts of the bible. I dug up the biblical quotes on this earlier and really dont want to find them again. Also as for the SDA understanding of the bible. When your "profit" is flat out wrong when it comes to the most important of the 10 commandments, what does that say for the rest of her work. And being as the by SDA's own admission

As the Lord's messenger, her writings are a continuing and authoritative source of truth which provide for the church comfort, guidance, instruction, and correction.

What does that say about the rest of their teachings?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:51 pm

Actually, purgatory, while not actually called purgatory can be infered through parts of the bible. I dug up the biblical quotes on this earlier and really dont want to find them again. Also as for the SDA understanding of the bible. When your "profit" is flat out wrong when it comes to the most important of the 10 commandments, what does that say for the rest of her work. And being as the by SDA's own admission

Don't get me started Gidan.

Post by **Gidan** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:57 pm

On which part? Purtatory or SDA's understanding of the bible?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:23 pm

Gidan wrote:On which part? Purtatory or SDA's understanding of the bible?

Both, and I'm not discussing your lack of knowledge of the SDA church with you because your ONLY source of information is from an anti-SDA propaganda site.

Go ahead and talk about purgatory though. This will be good....

/grabs popcorn

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:40 am

Mindia - you know fully well that the Pope will grant me access to the gates of heaven whereas you'll be thrown to the pits of hell for your heretical cult worship. Jesus gave Peter the keys to heaven and they were passed down so that Catholics may enter while we look down in disdain at your group of newbie 'christians' following some anti-christ bitch with her book of "prophecy".

Catholics are the win. Adventists are Satan worshipers.

Post by **Gidan** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:43 am

http://www.adventist.org/beliefs/fundamental/index.html

As the Lord's messenger, her writings are a continuing and authoritative source of truth which provide for the church comfort, guidance, instruction, and correction.

"Early Writings of Ellen G. White," page 33.

But the fourth, the Sabbath commandment, shone above them all; for the Sabbath was set apart to be kept in honor of God's holy name.

Mark 12:28

One of the teachers of the law came and heard them debating. Noticing that Jesus had given them a good answer, he asked him, "Of all the commandments, which is the most important?"

Mark 12:29

The most important one," answered Jesus, "is this: 'Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is one.

Damn those Anti-SDA sources. The offical SDA webste, "Early Writings of Ellen G. White," and The Bible

Post by **Ganzo** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:16 am

Shma is not a comandment, so in this case i'd side with Ellen G

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:54 am

Gidan is a fucking idiot.

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:56 am

IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

:ohsnap:

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:57 am

Vivalicious wrote:IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

:ohsnap:

He just demonstrated that he doesn't know what he's talking about. I rest his case.

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:58 am

Mindia Mindia Mindia. You didnt "OWN" me in anything. Listing a bunch of shit that you may have accomplished over a 40 year span does not own me. Salesman of the quarter at a car dealership..................hmmmm yep you sure owned me. Bravo "lad" Bravo. Perhaps i should take the time and list everything that i have done in my life..............naaaaa it would take too long. In short, your list is not all that impressive.

However you missed my point of why I posted my college degree. Wich goes to show your reasoning skillls are not up too par. The reason (spelling it out for you so you understand) was to discredit your "typical Jock" mentallity line. Thats the only reason, and no i was not looking for a comparison between me and you. But with as puffed out as your chest gets when anyone mentions school, you would think you would have a much more impressive record than you do.

As for your "everyone is afraid of dying" comment. Guess what, im not. At one point i was, i came to grips with my mortality when i broke my leg, ending my profesional baseball career. Almost dying during my first surgery got me over that. Since then ive been help up at gun point, my car stolen at gun point, work security for JC Penny's where i had guns and knifes pulled on me. Every time i didnt want to get shot, but a calm washes over you when you see a barrel of a gun pointed at your head. Its almost like a warm blanket. I wasnt scared, and i truly thought i was going to get my head plastered all over the wall. Dont get me wrong, i didnt want to die, but i wasnt scared.

The main reason why people are scared to die, is because they feel they have not lived their lives correctly. They are afraid that if there is an after life, they wont get in. I know where i stand.

Now as for my contributions to the board. They may be small, but they are still contributions. You however do nothing but banter, or post subjects/opinions, that you know someone will take offense too, and begin bantering with you. Thats what you live for, its the only thing that really keeps you going. Its the fuel to your fire.

Dont come here and tell me I dont know about religion. In the one time i actually posted in a article about it, i proved you were wrong. We have all seen that you do not have a basic understanding of the bible. You twist its words to best fit your needs. That is why you continue your non christian acts here, because you sure couldnt get away with it anywhere else. You are a lonely, angry, angst filled man. I pity you.............

Now lastly you said you would like to see me leave, yes? Ill make you a deal. I will never come back to NT, you can ban my account, however all you have to do is put yourself up for total Banning as well. Let the people decide. See if your major contributions that you make to this board are really contributions. Ill setup a poll, loser leaves for good. No coming back, no making second accounts.......gone. Would you like to take me up on that?

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:59 am

Hey Mindia, Im a Christian guy my self. However, I must say that your lack of acceptance of other people and your "look down my nose" attitude towards non-Christians is disgusting.

Don't be such a nutz-o zealot.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:01 am

That was touching.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:16 am

I'm still waiting for Gidan's proof of a "purgatory" that he said he found in the "Bible." :teehee:

xaoshaen · Post by **xaoshaen** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:21 am

Mindia wrote:I'm still waiting for Gidan's proof of a "purgatory" that he said he found in the "Bible."

That's cool. We're still waiting for you to figure out irony.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:21 am

Dont come here and tell me I dont know about religion. In the one time i actually posted in a article about it, i proved you were wrong.

Holy shit you are delusional. You didn't prove anything. Anyway, back on topic... you still don't contribute, and that's a fact. You're a lowlife troll like so many other NT'ers. I stay here because of the entertainment value. No, I will not take you up on your poll because too many people here don't like me. It makes you an even bigger idiot for even suggesting such a poll when you and I already know what the outcome would be. Here's a hint for you: Stop trolling and being an asshole. If you disagree with something I say then say that you disagree without slinging the personal insults. Yes, I sling the personal insults too... but again, for the 80th time... I do it in retaliation for something somebody said to try to insult me or my beliefs. You guys stop, and I'll stop. How does that sound? Are you even remotely capable of compromise and logic? Let's see...

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:23 am

xaoshaen wrote:
Mindia wrote:I'm still waiting for Gidan's proof of a "purgatory" that he said he found in the "Bible."

That's cool. We're still waiting for you to figure out irony.

I have already demonstrated that I know what irony means. Your comment was ironic in and of itself because a great many of you misuse and don't understand the word, as well as "oxymoron." I'm surprised many of you even graduated grammar school.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:24 am

You guys stop, and I'll stop. How does that sound?

Sounds like a plan faggot!

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:27 am

I have already demonstrated that I know what irony means. Your comment was ironic in and of itself because a great many of you misuse and don't understand the word, as well as "oxymoron." I'm surprised many of you even graduated grammar school.

So because you learned the word "oxymoron" in some mandatory gen-ed requirement "intro to poetry" class after 40 years of being a loser you are suddenly surprised that we even graduated grammar school. lol.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:00 am

Ginzburgh wrote:
I have already demonstrated that I know what irony means. Your comment was ironic in and of itself because a great many of you misuse and don't understand the word, as well as "oxymoron." I'm surprised many of you even graduated grammar school.

So because you learned the word "oxymoron" in some mandatory gen-ed requirement "intro to poetry" class after 40 years of being a loser you are suddenly surprised that we even graduated grammar school. lol.

You make no sense, queer-boy

xaoshaen · Post by **xaoshaen** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:02 am

Mindia wrote:
xaoshaen wrote:
Mindia wrote:I'm still waiting for Gidan's proof of a "purgatory" that he said he found in the "Bible."

That's cool. We're still waiting for you to figure out irony.

I have already demonstrated that I know what irony means. Your comment was ironic in and of itself because a great many of you misuse and don't understand the word, as well as "oxymoron." I'm surprised many of you even graduated grammar school.

You've repeatedly demonstrated that you, in fact, don't have the vaguest idea of what irony is. When confronted with an actual definition and explanation of irony, you retreated into hypocritical typographic nitpicking instead of addressing the content of the discussion. In essence, you got bitchslapped and ran.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:49 am

You make no sense, queer-boy

lol I guess that went over your head. Not surprising.