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Postby Minrott » Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:59 pm

In Scientology doctrine, Xenu is a galactic ruler who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs.


Emphasis added to denote the crazy.
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Postby mappatazee » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:00 pm

Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of people to paralyse them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections". The kidnapped populace was loaded into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The space planes were exact copies of Douglas DC-8s, "except the DC-8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't." DC-8s have jet engines, not propellers, although Hubbard may have meant the turbine fans.
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Postby Martrae » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:02 pm

Arlos wrote: (The Church of All Worlds, which steals its philosophy from Stranger in a Strange Land. Truly awful book. Then again, ANYTHING with Lazarus Long in it sucks much ass.)


Only Lazarus Long is not IN Stranger in a Strange Land and Stranger in a Strange Land is a fairly good book.
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Postby Jennay » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:03 pm

Scientology is a crock of shit. Run Katie, run!
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Postby Tuggan » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:40 pm

Mindia, Im not arguing the value of scientology. To me all religions are nothing but fiction, not much difference between believing spaceships and aliens or an invisble man in the sky dictating your life and actions. To each his own.

I just find it rather funny that your "church" discusses and belittles other religions at mass. Figured that would be something more for a seperate bible group type discussion. I think your preacher, pastor, priest, reverend, whatever the fuck its called in your cult is standing preaching against a different religion. Thats pretty whack in my opinion. :dunno: Im sure in the eyes of a Scientoligist your SDA is leading millions astray, but you and your fellow believers are too blind to see anything from a perspective other than your own.
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Postby KaiineTN » Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:51 pm

["TO PLEDGE CALL: 1-800-555-2717"] You know, Susan, theh uhthere are so many great missionaries doing work, out there in in inin parts of Africa, and and uh we're trying to get Bibles to people all over the world. And what we need, is the help of everyone out there so that we can continue these, these projects. Now, listen to this, Susan. [a picture of Hollis with two Ethiopians appears over his right shoulder] Wha-one of our missionaries in North Africa has made an amazing discovery. U-u-uh a new planet, in the in the galaxy Alpha Seti VI, that has intelligent life on it.
Susan: Amazing.
Pat: Yeah. We're not sure what these hyper-intelligent beings look like, but one thing is for sure: they've never heard of Jesus Christ.
Susan: What can we do at the 600 Club to help those poor aliens?
Pat: Well, what we need, Susan, is we need money to build an interstallar cruiser. [a diagram of said cruiser appears over his shoulder: the XT-9000] Now, this space ship will be able to travel through a wormhole and deliver the message and guh-glory of Jesus Christ to those godless aliens. S-send your money now. Amen.





Everyone, the the Word of God is going around the world and and all your help is so greatly appreciated. Eh-oo What we need now is an argon crystal laser. [the 900txl] Eh you see, an argon crystal laser can pierce thick space holes in a way that other lasers just can't. Send your money now. Uuh-I th-thank you.





Uhnow, our deflector shields are useless against phorton torpedoes, and we really need your support on this one, folks. Here at the 600 Club we need your money to spread the Word of Jesus, and build more advanced deflector shields for our galactic cruiser. Call now, and we'll give you this free pin. [a CBC logo pin]






Uh, now, now, stay with me on this one, folks. Uh, Sally Struthers has a Tiberian junker [pictured in a window], which is uh the favorite ship of the Hutts, and she has trapped oureh, our our new CBC ship in a uh [struggling] poe-sitronic tractor beam. Uh, so we're gonna need an ionic tractor disruptor. Now now, not a regular ionic di- tractor disruptor, but a negative ionic tractor disruptor to uh, help spread the Word of Jesus. [to Susan, softly] I don't have a fucking idea up here.
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Postby mofish » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:15 pm

Scientology is a crock. But condemnation coming from someone that believes the plagiarizing liar Ellen White was a prophet of god is hilarious.
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Postby Narrock » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:27 pm

Scientology is almost as wacky as Robespierre's cult.
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Postby Narrock » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:27 pm

mofish wrote:Scientology is a crock. But condemnation coming from someone that believes the plagiarizing liar Ellen White was a prophet of god is hilarious.


I don't believe EGW was a prophet. We already went over this.
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Postby Narrock » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:33 pm

Tuggan wrote:Mindia, Im not arguing the value of scientology. To me all religions are nothing but fiction, not much difference between believing spaceships and aliens or an invisble man in the sky dictating your life and actions. To each his own.

I just find it rather funny that your "church" discusses and belittles other religions at mass. Figured that would be something more for a seperate bible group type discussion. I think your preacher, pastor, priest, reverend, whatever the fuck its called in your cult is standing preaching against a different religion. Thats pretty whack in my opinion. :dunno: Im sure in the eyes of a Scientoligist your SDA is leading millions astray, but you and your fellow believers are too blind to see anything from a perspective other than your own.


Scientology is based on a myth and the creative imagination of L. Ron Hubbard. Jesus was real, not a myth. His teachings do not lead anybody astray and you know it. I'm starting to sense a little backpedaling on your part because you're getting owned, but that's ok.

Oh, and btw... today is Sunday, not the Sabbath. That should tell you that this sermon was not given in the Adventist church. This was from Rolling Hills Church, a non-denominational Christian church that I go to on Sundays. I go to this one and Lakeside Church on Sundays, and the SDA church on the Sabbath (Saturday).

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Postby brinstar » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:40 pm

ok you can try to prove jesus was real and cruise will try to prove xenu is real

let's see who comes up with undeniable evidence first
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Postby Phlegm » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:47 pm

brinstar wrote:ok you can try to prove jesus was real and cruise will try to prove xenu is real

let's see who comes up with undeniable evidence first


What's the matter with you brinstar? Jesus is real... damn it... I see his picture everywhere. If that isnt the undeniable proof you need, then you need help my friend. Dont piss God off.
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Postby Jeddas » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:28 pm

I just wanted to post more pictures of tom


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Oh, and anyone that uses the words evidence and religion in same sentence probably dosent understand the idea of religion..
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Postby xaoshaen » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:22 am

brinstar wrote:ok you can try to prove jesus was real and cruise will try to prove xenu is real

let's see who comes up with undeniable evidence first


Mindia's going to win that one...
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Postby brinstar » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:03 pm

not anymore he isn't lol
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