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Postby Phlegm » Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:16 pm

Man vs. Woman. October 15. Mississippi Coast Coliseum. 165lbs.

Ann Wolfe vs. Bo Skipper. Ann Wolfe has a 21-1 record with 15 kos.
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Postby Tadpole » Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:22 pm

I would hate to be that guy if he loses.
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Postby Harrison » Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:30 pm

I would fucking cut my own throat with a dulled, rusty, spoon if I lost to a woman in professional boxing.
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Postby vonkaar » Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:57 pm

Image

no images of Bo Skipper... from his bio, he's a total chump...
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Postby Tuggan » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:24 pm

butch women are scary. i wouldnt feel so bad losing a fist fight to her.
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Postby Menlaan » Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:10 pm

This guy's going to get his ass-kicked:

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by her:

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Postby Tikker » Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:31 pm

I'd have someone check that "chick" for dick removal surgery

hard tobelieve it's a natural woman
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Postby Gidan » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:48 pm

I have seen women tear guys up ina straight up fight. Guys usually cant get past their ego and just igure they will over power the girl with that 1 big blow. The whole fight the woman takes a little here and a little there, the final result is the guy getting his ass handed to him.

To just assume that because you are fighing a woman you will automatically win is the first step to losing.
For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.
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Postby Tadpole » Sun Aug 28, 2005 9:13 pm

this hasnt happened to you has it gidan? :cool6:
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Postby Minrott » Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:43 pm

Where exactly are you seeing numerous fights between men and women that come down to somebody really getting their ass kicked?



The couple times I've seen man/woman altercations, and I don't mean domestic but like in a bar, the guy is afraid to hit her until she lands some kind of blow that actually hurts.(hi groin) Then he omgwtfbbq smokes her and fight is over.
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Postby Beelz » Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:46 am

anyone know what the vegas odds are on this fight?
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Postby Gidan » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:33 am

I was a kungfu instructor, When instructors spar it gets rough. Even some of the highest level students didn't realize a woman is just as deadly as a man in a fight.

I would bet the female instuctors I worked with would own just about everyone on NT. If you dont think women make deadly fighters your an idiot.

Bar fights are also usually a very bad example. If you get 2 untrained peopel who have no clue what they are doing and 1 has a major strength or weight advantage over the other 9 out of 10 times they will win. The smaller person just doesn't have the knowlege to win the fight.

When your talking about a trained fighter in a boxing match, a small perosn can defeat a large person if they understand what they are doing. Everyone has advantages over the other in a fight, its understanding what your advantage over the other person is and how to use it. In a truely good fight, the winner is the person who gets it the least. It rarly has anything to do with that 1 huge hit.
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Postby xaoshaen » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:37 am

Gidan wrote:I was a kungfu instructor, When instructors spar it gets rough. Even some of the highest level students didn't realize a woman is just as deadly as a man in a fight.

I would bet the female instuctors I worked with would own just about everyone on NT. If you dont think women make deadly fighters your an idiot.

Bar fights are also usually a very bad example. If you get 2 untrained peopel who have no clue what they are doing and 1 has a major strength or weight advantage over the other 9 out of 10 times they will win. The smaller person just doesn't have the knowlege to win the fight.

When your talking about a trained fighter in a boxing match, a small perosn can defeat a large person if they understand what they are doing. Everyone has advantages over the other in a fight, its understanding what your advantage over the other person is and how to use it. In a truely good fight, the winner is the person who gets it the least. It rarly has anything to do with that 1 huge hit.


Actually, a boxing match puts a woman at a huge disadvantage against a man, generally speaking. No throws, no grappling, no leverage, just a pure punching match, which is the worst possible situation for the woman to be in. It maximizes almost every advantage the male has in a fight.
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Postby Gidan » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:43 am

Speed is a greater asset then punching power. If you dont get hit, you will win the fight. Punching power only helps when your punches actually land. This does not mean the woman has the advantage, it just means that speed is a greater advantage then punching power. If the man has greater speed and greater punching power then he would have a clear advantage, however the same goes for the woman if she had greater punching power and greater speed.

When is the last time you actually went toe to toe with somone? I can gaurantee speed is one of if not the greatest advantage.
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Postby Darcler » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:04 am

Tadpole wrote:this hasnt happened to you has it gidan? :cool6:


I kicked his ass BAD!
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Postby xaoshaen » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:07 am

Gidan wrote:Speed is a greater asset then punching power. If you dont get hit, you will win the fight. Punching power only helps when your punches actually land. This does not mean the woman has the advantage, it just means that speed is a greater advantage then punching power. If the man has greater speed and greater punching power then he would have a clear advantage, however the same goes for the woman if she had greater punching power and greater speed.

When is the last time you actually went toe to toe with somone? I can gaurantee speed is one of if not the greatest advantage.


Of course, power isn't the only important factor, but a boxing match maximizes it's effects. Speed is largely a gender-neutral asset: as I said above, a boxing match plays directly into the male physiology's assets.
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Postby Zanchief » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:09 am

xaoshaen wrote:
Gidan wrote:Speed is a greater asset then punching power. If you dont get hit, you will win the fight. Punching power only helps when your punches actually land. This does not mean the woman has the advantage, it just means that speed is a greater advantage then punching power. If the man has greater speed and greater punching power then he would have a clear advantage, however the same goes for the woman if she had greater punching power and greater speed.

When is the last time you actually went toe to toe with somone? I can gaurantee speed is one of if not the greatest advantage.


Of course, power isn't the only important factor, but a boxing match maximizes it's effects. Speed is largely a gender-neutral asset: as I said above, a boxing match plays directly into the male physiology's assets.


Sorry Xao, but clearly you haven't played any 2D One-One fighters. It's pretty obvious that Cammy and Chun-Lin are faster and weaker than E Honda and Zangief.
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Postby Tikker » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:38 am

Gidan wrote:I have seen women tear guys up ina straight up fight. Guys usually cant get past their ego and just igure they will over power the girl with that 1 big blow. The whole fight the woman takes a little here and a little there, the final result is the guy getting his ass handed to him.

To just assume that because you are fighing a woman you will automatically win is the first step to losing.


Used to see this in wrestling all the time

Back in highschool, women's wrestling was just getting started, so they did not have a seperate womens division, so they got tossed in with the guys


As an already awkward 14 year old, my 1st match of the season was against a 16 year old girl from our rival highschool

all day leading up to the dual meet, all I could do was try to visualize ways to win the match with moves that wouldn't make it look like I was sexually assaulting her (a lot of wrestling is across the chest, thru the groin, etc etc, not to mention the butt drag, jeje)

anyways, our names are called, she drops her warmup track suit and .... jeje

she's fucking hot, and stacked

we clinch, and the bitch had perfume on! (i found out after she does it on purpose to try to distract guys, haha)

anyways, we're just kind of circling, and all my strat is gone, i'm now trying to think of moves that'll let me almost sexually assault her when she throws me

I barely escape getting pinned simply because I assumed she was a girly girl

secretly, she's just a hot looking tomboy

So I end up throwing and pinning her, escaping the ribbing I would have taken for losing

She actually ended up thanking me later for taking her seriously by the end of the fight
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Postby Martrae » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:43 am

Girl across the street won the regional boxing match held in Kansas City (I believe) last month and is headed to the Nationals in CA in Oct. She's 15 and there's no way I'd want to fight her.
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Postby Aatrex » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:21 am

I wrestled a girl once in highschool. She was hot too. 112 pound girls that work out are generally in good shape~ I was scared to death of losing though haha. Would have been public shame for life.

A few years ago I went back to my highschool to watch their tournament. Watched some girl take 3rd place. She was pretty tough. I'm a sexist and don't think it's right that girls be competing with guys though.
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Postby Susvain » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:53 am

In Highschool we had two woman on the team. One woman was decent..maybe went like 7-13? She just missed making states. The other woman lost to a male with no legs. Just body, arms and nubs. I never had to wrestle a woman in highschool...But i did come end up comming in second and third in about 5-6 pre-tournaments leading up to all of New England. I end up comming in 5th in New England for my weigth class, 160. Only one other guy at my Highschool has ever made it, and he didn't place.
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Postby Aatrex » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:25 pm

Wrestling is a great sport. It's too bad that it's hard to get outsiders interested in it. Maybe in the future.
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Postby 10sun » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:34 pm

Susvain wrote:In Highschool we had two woman on the team. One woman was decent..maybe went like 7-13? She just missed making states. The other woman lost to a male with no legs. Just body, arms and nubs. I never had to wrestle a woman in highschool...But i did come end up comming in second and third in about 5-6 pre-tournaments leading up to all of New England. I end up comming in 5th in New England for my weigth class, 160. Only one other guy at my Highschool has ever made it, and he didn't place.


Is that even legal to have a guy with no legs do competitive sports that are based upon weight?

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Postby Susvain » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:55 pm

It happened :dunno:
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:23 pm

that guy has a big advantage over everybody due to his low center of gravity.
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