If you were the President....

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:13 pm

What would you do?

Post by **Tossica** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:24 pm

Fuck all of my hot female interns.

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:29 pm

I would have Stadiums installed in every major city, inside which homeless people will compete against eachother and the clock in all sorts of wacky games (obstacle courses, trivia of extremely basic cultural knowledge, climbing foam mountains to reach a bottle of gin, ect). The winners get money. Everyone gets food and shelter. It would pay for itself by being televised on pay per view / dvds.

Actually I wouldn't need to be president to do this.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:36 pm

Tossica wrote:Fuck all of my hot female interns.

I would also do lines of coke off their naked bodies.

Witty · Post by **Witty** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:14 pm

Declare war on Alaska and take their oil!

Post by **Tossica** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:20 pm

Darcler wrote:
Tossica wrote:Fuck all of my hot female interns.

I would also do lines of coke off their naked bodies.

I'd do lines of coke off of your naked body while you were doing lines of coke off their naked bodies.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:25 pm

And I'd come up behind you and fuck you in the ass like the fag you are.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:50 pm

Ewwww

Post by **Tossica** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:12 pm

Ooooh... Taxx wants to fuck me in the ass!

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:30 pm

I'd deport anyone who can't speak english. Niggers are included.

LostCause · Post by **LostCause** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:46 pm

Yamori wrote:I would have Stadiums installed in every major city, inside which homeless people will compete against eachother and the clock in all sorts of wacky games (obstacle courses, trivia of extremely basic cultural knowledge, climbing foam mountains to reach a bottle of gin, ect). The winners get money. Everyone gets food and shelter. It would pay for itself by being televised on pay per view / dvds.

Actually I wouldn't need to be president to do this.

LostCause · Post by **LostCause** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:47 pm

Harrison wrote:I'd deport anyone who can't speak english. Niggers are included.

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:56 pm

Clinton ftw..

hmm, Id have interesting people standing behind me at press conferences. Anyone from Michael Bolton --> Janet Jackson.

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:57 pm

Oh, and in case you meant something to do with the country id say fuck everyone but America and take care of us first, for my 29 years in office.

Post by **Mop** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:34 pm

i would give every american a Hybrid car for under 5 grand each - i would take over canada and mexico - in turn I would send all the mexicans to africa to be sold off into slavery - thus shuting up any african - american bitching about what is owed to them from being slaves before their life times.

I would also claim to have invented the internet and other random things that ppl would never challenge as I would be chief czar papapresident.

I would legalize weed and tax the hell out of it and twinkies.

I would take soda out of every school in america. I would give teachers a 300% increase in salary and expect our school system to stop failing sociaty.

I would deport ALL prisoners in a federal jail to a carbian island that gets lots of hurricans. fly food in once a week.

I would get rid of the dmv - ppl cant drive worth shit anyway why put on the farce that yo actually care if they can drive.

I would banish all insurance companies / laywers / and cubans from the country.

I would drive around in a tank.

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:40 pm

I would volunteer for your campaign. Find yourself a runningmate and WE HAVE A WINNING TICKET.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:40 pm

Love your answers Mop

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:38 pm

I would give teachers a 300% increase in salary and expect our school system to stop failing sociaty.

Stupidity.

Paying the retards more isn't going to make them perform better. The entire system needs to be reworked and it is never going to happen.

Tadpole · Post by **Tadpole** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:44 pm

wtf Mop if you were president we wouldnt have baseball as a sport in america

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:09 pm

Harrison wrote:
I would give teachers a 300% increase in salary and expect our school system to stop failing sociaty.

Stupidity.

Paying the retards more isn't going to make them perform better. The entire system needs to be reworked and it is never going to happen.

Think about what you just said Harrison. I will break down my train of thought here so you can understand where I am coming from.

Just because YOU had bad teachers, doesn't mean they are all bad. Also, YOU were in the smaller percentage to NOT graduate, so obviously, what they are doing works for the majority.

Now, taking that, lets just say that you really did have asses for teachers. Maybe it is because that school didn't pay well enough to get good teachers. Now, if teachers got a substantial pay raise, two things WILL happen. A.) Better teachers would apply for jobs at the school, because the pay is better, and B.) The school would be able to be pickier about who they hire and raise their standards for hiring teachers because they are paying more money.

Now, putting your personal feelings aside, how can you not see that giving teachers a pay raise would not be a good thing?

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:55 pm

Paying teachers a lot of money could work, so long as they were easy as hell to fire and didn't have unions.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:08 pm

Harrison wrote:I'd deport anyone who can't speak english. Niggers are included.

Harrison in 2008!

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:16 pm

Poor Kizzy, still in dreamland. The world isn't candy and rainbows. Graduating is not equivalent to "success" from teaching. Not one fucking iota of that is true.

P.S. You fucked your question hardcore. Reread it and know why people don't use negatives in such a way.

Post by **Gidan** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:28 pm

Umm Kizzy is right.

Paying teachers more would improve the public school system in this country.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:52 pm

Paying teachers more wouldn't improve the situation. Giving teachers more to work with would improve the situation. Giving teachers a FUN interactive way for children to learn lessons is what will improve the situation. 99% of the teachers who teach (who are good teachers to begin with) are there because they WANT to help the kids. It's not a job to them, it's something they love to do.

The problem isn't the motivation, the problem is the lack of resources.