What a way to wake up

[Martrae]

Python Bites Calif. Boy in Bed
Aug 31, 11:05 PM (ET)

FRESNO, Calif. (AP) - A 12-year-old boy awoke to an unpleasant surprise this week when a python bit him in his bed. Michael Rodriguez discovered the 4-foot snake clinging to his right arm early Monday morning. He flailed his arm, flinging the snake to the carpet.

"I didn't cry, and then I walked to my parents' room," Michael said Tuesday, still displaying bite marks on the side of his right hand. He suffered only a minor injury. The snake is not venomous.

"We thought he was dreaming, but he was holding his hand and it was bleeding," said his father, Cedric Esqueda. "It was a pretty good bite, and I think when he threw it from his arm it made the bite worse."

The family just recently moved into the northwest Fresno home and doesn't own a snake.

"We have no idea where it came from," said Michael's mother, Christina Esqueda.

Animal control officials seized the ball python and it could be adopted or euthanized.

[Mop]

Python Bites Calif. Boy in Bed
Aug 31, 11:05 PM (ET)

FRESNO, Calif. (AP) - A 12-year-old boy awoke to an unpleasant surprise this week when a python bit him in his bed. Michael Rodriguez discovered the 4-foot snake clinging to his right arm early Monday morning. He flailed his arm, flinging the snake to the carpet.

"I didn't cry, and then I walked to my parents' room," Michael said Tuesday, still displaying bite marks on the side of his right hand. He suffered only a minor injury. The snake is not venomous.

"We thought he was dreaming, but he was holding his hand and it was bleeding," said his father, Cedric Esqueda. "It was a pretty good bite, and I think when he threw it from his arm it made the bite worse."

The family just recently moved into the northwest Fresno home and doesn't own a snake.

"We have no idea where it came from," said Michael's mother, Christina Esqueda.

Animal control officials seized the ball python and it could be adopted or euthanized.

This is jesus's way of saying, hey we fucked up and made mexicans but if you are going to be around, you're not supposed to sleep in beds but in fruit fields.

[Susvain]

[Harrison]

Fuck that

[Malluas]

that reminds me of Tom Green in Road Trip

UNLEASH THE FURRY!!!