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Postby Gidan » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:41 pm

Actually the problem is the best teachers are no longer teaching becasue they couldn't afford to live. They moved on to different professions becaseu you can make more money working for a fast food join then as a teacher.

If doesn't matter if you find teach a job or a passion. If they dont pay enough for you to actually live on, you are not going to do it.

If you pay more for the job, you will attract more very good teachers back to the professions as well as new teachers. Right now you really need to be insane to go into the teaching field out of college. The people who actually are going into the teaching field are going into specialty areas or are teaching in private schools where they may not pay more but the extras usually make up for it.

Paying teachers more will not fix the system, but its a necessary change for the system to get beter.
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Postby Mop » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:37 am

Harrison my statement to giving them raises of 300% would alos including getting rid of the fat of teaching the crappy teachers that suck would be gone I would expect a COMPLETE change of the system I would expect every teacher to have gone through a specialized doctorate program focused on one thing, how to fucking teach and how to reach children. I would put 1 teacher to every 10 students , I Would require 1 hour a week from every parent in the class room, or in after school activities with the children. YA I wold give every teacher a 300% raise, I would also have much higher expectations. I would makeit a 6 figure income - and give more bennefits to teachers i would also make it 1000% times harder to become a teacher. For the most part putting in your time in my ideal enviroment if you started on it after highschool - you would teach on your own somewhere in your early to mid 30s after a 8 year program and a 4 year intern/residence program.

Next would be schools - they need a complete over haul - new learning enviroments in door out door, very interactive something other than fucking sitting for 6 hours strait staring at some guy who has a bad wig and a bad tie try and explain how we won the civil war.

btw I would front the cost of the entire learning program to be paid back 5 years after you started teaching - with no interest. (hence the taxing of marijuana and twinkies)

Schools and parents have been failing our children far too long it needs to stop. The entire system is horrid from top to bottom. It needs to stop pushing children through and considering standard testing as the end all be all.

The 300% raise was a farce comment - honestly you are 100% correct i was eluding to it but I didnt go into depth of it. My entire point is education is no where near where it should be in this countries priorities. We are more concerned with a fucking baseball player that cant speak a lick of english who used steriods in baltimore than the 90 million dollars baltimore is in debt because of our shitty ass Mayor O'Mally that has brought in outside sources to help the system bloating an already inflatted school system with middle managment forcing yet again to cut pretty much anything but math and reading from schools... and he continues to get away with it in this assbackward state becaue he has a fucking D by his name.

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Postby Almegest Victory » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:22 am

Harrison wrote:I'd deport anyone who can't speak english. Niggers are included.


I would exact vengeance on anyone with the characteristics of Finawin, with a sudden surge of mass genocide.


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Postby mofish » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:02 am

Finawin is pretty dumb. Its better to ignore him if it isnt a thread about EQ.
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Postby Mop » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:04 am

I would also make the arizona cardinals a canadian football team, as trhey suck and should not be in the nfl
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Postby Harrison » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:17 am

Mop wins!

Kizzy fails! :(

Almegest, you speak english correct? No worries there, correct?

I'm talking about those no-good "ebonics" speaking worthless niggers I see on a daily basis. (Less often of them since they just shoot eachother on the regular :wink: )
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:34 am

I'm sorry. How did I fail? Because I had a well thought out opinion? Keep trying, and quit kissing ass.
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Postby Tacks » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:15 am

Gidan wrote:Actually the problem is the best teachers are no longer teaching becasue they couldn't afford to live. They moved on to different professions becaseu you can make more money working for a fast food join then as a teacher.

If doesn't matter if you find teach a job or a passion. If they dont pay enough for you to actually live on, you are not going to do it.

If you pay more for the job, you will attract more very good teachers back to the professions as well as new teachers. Right now you really need to be insane to go into the teaching field out of college. The people who actually are going into the teaching field are going into specialty areas or are teaching in private schools where they may not pay more but the extras usually make up for it.

Paying teachers more will not fix the system, but its a necessary change for the system to get beter.


If we're talking about inner-city teachers then I could possibly agree. Any other teachers are getting paid plenty of money otherwise. There seems to be MANY MANY misconceptions about our educational system. Most of it comes from people who don't really know whats going on and just make lots of assumptions. My mom has been teaching for 30 years now so I have a pretty good idea of what the major problems are with our system...i had to hear about it all the time.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:30 am

Kizzy wrote:I'm sorry. How did I fail? Because I had a well thought out opinion? Keep trying, and quit kissing ass.


Too bad your opinion is everything that is wrong with the system.

Throwing money at something doesn't improve it. If you think as much, you're retarded. Anyone here with any knowledge of the system itself will tell you that just throwing money at it is not going to do squat.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:34 am

Whatever
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Postby Witty » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:38 am

Are you actually talking to him?
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:40 am

no, and Taxx your mother is an exceptionally good teacher in a good school district, in a state who gives a shit about education.
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Postby Tacks » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:04 am

So in other words you would think she knows what she is talking about and what the glaring problems would be, yes?
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:14 am

In Pennsylvania, yes.
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Postby mappatazee » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:32 am

Finawin has vast knowledge of the system itself!
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Postby Arlos » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:27 am

From all of his many years in the school system! Oh, wait, he dropped out of high school, so he has less experience than, you know, anyone else here. Oh yeah, he's an authority. Riiiiight.

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Postby Witty » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:16 pm

wtf are you guys on crack!? finawin's a dumbass!-oh, oh wait... oh ok I see now... lol you guys =P
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Postby dammuzis » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:21 pm

i would abolish all prisons..
if you are convicted of any violent crime you are taken out back and shot
non violent criminals have everything taken away from then and sold as slaves
oh drugs/prostitution would be legalized
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Postby Mop » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:55 pm

dammuzis wrote:i would abolish all prisons..
if you are convicted of any violent crime you are taken out back and shot
non violent criminals have everything taken away from then and sold as slaves
oh drugs/prostitution would be legalized


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Postby brinstar » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:27 pm

Harrison wrote:Throwing money at something doesn't improve it. If you think as much, you're retarded. Anyone here with any knowledge of the system itself will tell you that just throwing money at it is not going to do squat.


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Postby araby » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:39 pm

If I were the president I would help the situation going on right now. Maybe try to figure out why this situation is as bad as it is, to begin with. Or I'd shoot myself.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:10 pm

Taxx wrote:Paying teachers more wouldn't improve the situation. Giving teachers more to work with would improve the situation. Giving teachers a FUN interactive way for children to learn lessons is what will improve the situation. 99% of the teachers who teach (who are good teachers to begin with) are there because they WANT to help the kids. It's not a job to them, it's something they love to do.

The problem isn't the motivation, the problem is the lack of resources.


Giving teachers the ability to use a big stick and a cattle prod on America's awful shitty children would send test scores thru the roof and behavioral difficulties through the floor.
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Postby Jeddas » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:40 pm

It would also cause a lot more school shootings Id think.
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:44 am

not if the teachers had guns too
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Postby Skrum » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:11 pm

I would institute programs to help the poor and people who were just born into shitty situations.... but its a limited time frame deal and if you aren't productive after the program has finished, you get put into chain gangs to pay the government back for wasting resources on you.... and everything mop said as well. Also I would definatly elimate welfare for both individuals and corporations. You can join the government sponsered program, which will give you shelter, food, and an education, and if you don't join, maybe I will just shoot you. Who needs people who make so little they don't pay taxes anyway?
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