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Postby Quizount » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:35 am

Does your guild suck ass?

Is your guild losing members?

Do you not raid as often as you would like?

Do you constatly find yourself watching porn instead of playing EQ because you can't get a group?

WELL your troubles are over because Infinitus Morte is now recruiting the following classes:

Bard
Beastlord
Berserker
Cleric
Druid
Enchanter
Magician
Monk
Necromancer
Paladin
Ranger
Rogue
Shadowknight
Shaman
Warrior
Wizard


If you are 55+ and know what the hell you are doing and are any of the classes above then send a tell/e-mail in game with class/lvl/aa's/flags to Ubor, Quizount, Shortex or Cove. If you are 65+ and dont know what the hell you are doing we will teach you.

If you are the guildleader of a guild with members 55+ and your guild is teh suxors we will help you out aswell Mergeing with Infinitus Morte will bring about Sweet gear Phat lewt Uber crazy raid mobs and awesome guild groups, Any previous leaders of officers will not be demoted to member.

*WARNING* We at Infinitus Morte DO NOT ACCEPT Ebayed newbs ... but we are not above robbing them blind.
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Postby Darcler » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:42 am

Why dont you say "All Classes"?
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Postby Quizount » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:48 am

So that when I dont want 1 or 2 classes later i can just edit it.
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Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:50 am

lolz people still play everquest?
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Postby Quizount » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:53 am

Oh i played WoW but withen the first month i had 2 lvl 60 toons so i thought id play something more for grown ups.
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Postby Darcler » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:01 pm

Everquest? A video game? For grown ups?

Hey where in Texas are you from? We should like meet up and become new best friends!!!!!11
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:05 pm

Darcler wrote:Why dont you say "All Classes"?


Tacks wrote:lolz people still play everquest?
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Postby Xaiveir » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:06 pm

Damn when i read the recruitment post, the way it was structured almost made me think it was a joke. Great way to get classy people to want to join your guild. I must say its tools like this, that makes me glad I dont play anymore.

GL with finding decent players...../snicker
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Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:10 pm

Quizount wrote:Oh i played WoW but withen the first month i had 2 lvl 60 toons so i thought id play something more for grown ups.


You mean games that have magical fairies and pixie dust and all that grown up type stuff?
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:11 pm

Quizount wrote:Oh i played WoW but withen the first month i had 2 lvl 60 toons so i thought id play something more for grown ups.


is this Tim posting on a secret identity?
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Postby Quizount » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:19 pm

Xaiveir Tanthalas wrote:Damn when i read the recruitment post, the way it was structured almost made me think it was a joke. Great way to get classy people to want to join your guild. I must say its tools like this, that makes me glad I dont play anymore.

GL with finding decent players...../snicker


Great if you dont play anymore keep your opinions to yourself and dont post in my recruiting thread plz kthx

You mean games that have magical fairies and pixie dust and all that grown up type stuff?


No I mean a game the is accually challageing... you should read the developers newletters from blizzard WoW was a game targeted at children... which explains why it is so easy to get to 60. It just got boring for me...
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:24 pm

EQ was challenging? Oh you are right, it was almost 6 years ago, now it caters to the same retard masses that WoW does.
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Postby Martrae » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:25 pm

Knock it off, children
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:28 pm

shhh the wife has the whip and is not afraid to use it..
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Postby Xaiveir » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:31 pm

OH stay out of your thread..................hmmmmmmmm last i checked it was a community board. I think ill stick my thoughts in any i deem necessary. Untill you can actually enforce that.....shut the fuck up asshat.

And btw....the game is not challenging anymore. Thats why most people left. They have dumbed it down drastically, so idiots like yourself can make yourself a little "guild".
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Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:35 pm

Quizount wrote:
Xaiveir Tanthalas wrote:Damn when i read the recruitment post, the way it was structured almost made me think it was a joke. Great way to get classy people to want to join your guild. I must say its tools like this, that makes me glad I dont play anymore.

GL with finding decent players...../snicker


Great if you dont play anymore keep your opinions to yourself and dont post in my recruiting thread plz kthx

You mean games that have magical fairies and pixie dust and all that grown up type stuff?


No I mean a game the is accually challageing... you should read the developers newletters from blizzard WoW was a game targeted at children... which explains why it is so easy to get to 60. It just got boring for me...


The decided lack of challenge was a big reason for leaving. Oh hey throw 1000 noobs at an encounter and win!

I assume you've cleared all the encounters in WoW too since it's so easy right? Oh wait...nobody has.
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Postby Quizount » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:36 pm

Im sorry guys i thought this bored was safe to put a recruitment thread on but apperently all you do here is flame... sorry i misunderstood. Ill go look for the Everquest bored where everyone doesn't Flame you for playing EQ.
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Postby Tadpole » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:39 pm

yeah that's right :gtfo2:
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Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:41 pm

cya noob

and it's "board"...learn English motherfucker
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Postby Xaiveir » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:56 pm

Damn.....somebody has soft skin lol. later man.......


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Postby Zanchief » Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:30 pm

OMG my rogues lvl 60 can I join?
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:40 pm

Quizount wrote: plz kthx




I get absofuckinglutely enraged when I hear retards use l337 speak and mean it. Do you know what happened to Wiici? You should have learned from his lessons...

Quizount must be seriously running short on brain power to start a recruiting thread with "does your guild suck" and expect any real response.

oh yah "bored" is what this thread made me... Nameless Tavern is a message "board" you asstastic goat-fellating moron.
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Postby Darcler » Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:50 pm

Aww man, you guys ran off my new Texas best friend :(
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Postby ClakarEQ » Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:25 pm

Dar, you've always got Tacks you know, he's a texan looking for friends
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:27 pm

no, he likes steers and queers
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