Dwarf Dam,story...

Faabio · Post by **Faabio** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:39 pm

From what i heard this got to some other servers but what evah..
and my guilds motto is SECURED because our guild is SECURITY.. so you know ;p

There was a cold chill in the air the night i watched over the mighty Stonewrought Dam. As i sat there with my security jacket and hat on i began to think " It is quiet... to quiet...". Just than a Dark Iron dwarf jumped out of no where and said " FEmke'rAEf wlmdw!" this being dwarvish i had no idea what he was talking about. So i promptly responding with " Stop! or be SECURED!!"
I than engaged with a epic battle with this lvl 18 dwarf. Aim'd shot missed, what will i do! Yes it is to obvious! My trusty cat SECURED will help me. SECURED clawd and bite the dwarf untill he was no more.
Thinking that everything was ok i went back to my patroll untill i heard something...something..ticking...
Oh noes the dam is going to explode but where is the bomb! omg it's in the water! Thus i tore off my clothes and divied into the murkey water.
What should i cut? The blue wire or the white wire? Of course i thought, it's gunpowder i'll just cut the string!
That is the story how i saved Stonewrought Dam.

You can see the dwarves thanking me in this screenshot~~ http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=306003

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:20 am

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:22 am

what in holy hell is going with this thread?

Post by **DangerPaul** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:37 am

stupid roleplayers, shut the fuck up you stupid mother fucker

Susvain · Post by **Susvain** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:51 am

at faabs, not at dp

Faabio · Post by **Faabio** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:04 pm

DangerPaul wrote:stupid roleplayers, shut the fuck up you stupid mother fucker

fuck you it's not a roleplaying story, it's like a dream i had. and decided to make a story out of.

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:10 pm

DangerPaul got OWNED

Tadpole · Post by **Tadpole** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:07 pm

no one cares ya gay ranger :balloons:

Faabio · Post by **Faabio** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:35 pm

humm i stole this from Vonkaar's brother... it might have even come from him... but one time i was walking in the park and i saw two guys making out, that was the gayest thing i've ever since since i saw you Tadpole.

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:40 pm

yeah, that sounds like something he would say

Faabio · Post by **Faabio** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:41 pm

How is he doing irl.

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:04 pm

I hate him because he's having sex with a pretty fucking smoking hot 21 y/o. He might be coming over to drink tonight.

Faabio · Post by **Faabio** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:11 pm

Tell him Faabio said he is gay.

Tadpole · Post by **Tadpole** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:11 pm

Faabio wrote:humm i stole this from Vonkaar's brother... it might have even come from him... but one time i was walking in the park and i saw two guys making out, that was the gayest thing i've ever since since i saw you Tadpole.

I believe the two guys making out was me and you :wink:

Faabio · Post by **Faabio** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:08 pm

Touche my friend... touche

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:13 pm

Faabio wrote:From what i heard this got to some other servers but what evah..
and my guilds motto is SECURED because our guild is SECURITY.. so you know ;p

There was a cold chill in the air the night i watched over the mighty Stonewrought Dam. As i sat there with my security jacket and hat on i began to think " It is quiet... to quiet...". Just than a Dark Iron dwarf jumped out of no where and said " FEmke'rAEf wlmdw!" this being dwarvish i had no idea what he was talking about. So i promptly responding with " Stop! or be SECURED!!"
I than engaged with a epic battle with this lvl 18 dwarf. Aim'd shot missed, what will i do! Yes it is to obvious! My trusty cat SECURED will help me. SECURED clawd and bite the dwarf untill he was no more.
Thinking that everything was ok i went back to my patroll untill i heard something...something..ticking...
Oh noes the dam is going to explode but where is the bomb! omg it's in the water! Thus i tore off my clothes and divied into the murkey water.
What should i cut? The blue wire or the white wire? Of course i thought, it's gunpowder i'll just cut the string!
That is the story how i saved Stonewrought Dam.

You can see the dwarves thanking me in this screenshot~~ http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=306003

I am laffo. The laffamonius. Welcome to my fold. I enjoy the lamentations of women and shopping. Several cheeses bear my name. Unfold your lust for power and succomb to my wishes.

Faabio · Post by **Faabio** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:22 pm

labbats wrote:
Faabio wrote:From what i heard this got to some other servers but what evah..
and my guilds motto is SECURED because our guild is SECURITY.. so you know ;p

There was a cold chill in the air the night i watched over the mighty Stonewrought Dam. As i sat there with my security jacket and hat on i began to think " It is quiet... to quiet...". Just than a Dark Iron dwarf jumped out of no where and said " FEmke'rAEf wlmdw!" this being dwarvish i had no idea what he was talking about. So i promptly responding with " Stop! or be SECURED!!"
I than engaged with a epic battle with this lvl 18 dwarf. Aim'd shot missed, what will i do! Yes it is to obvious! My trusty cat SECURED will help me. SECURED clawd and bite the dwarf untill he was no more.
Thinking that everything was ok i went back to my patroll untill i heard something...something..ticking...
Oh noes the dam is going to explode but where is the bomb! omg it's in the water! Thus i tore off my clothes and divied into the murkey water.
What should i cut? The blue wire or the white wire? Of course i thought, it's gunpowder i'll just cut the string!
That is the story how i saved Stonewrought Dam.

You can see the dwarves thanking me in this screenshot~~ http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=306003

I am laffo. The laffamonius. Welcome to my fold. I enjoy the lamentations of women and shopping. Several cheeses bear my name. Unfold your lust for power and succomb to my wishes.

My roleplaying fails in comparsion to yours my friend =(

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:23 pm

Actually, I am quite fond of your postingings.

Faabio · Post by **Faabio** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:55 pm

why thank you sire.

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