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Postby Ganzo » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:11 am

just found out my wife is pregnant.
I'll be a father in middle of May 2006

:eyecrazy:
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:14 am

CONGRATULATIONS GANZO. You will make a beautiful baby, and a great Dad. Let us know if you need anything.

Oh, and ALWAYS tell your wife how beautiful she is even when she is huge, it will make her feel better.
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Postby Martrae » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:15 am

Gratz!!!
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Postby Trielelvan » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:23 am

Grats Ganzo!!! :) What wonderful news!
So, you scared out of your mind yet?
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Postby Mop » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:34 am

Any idea who the father is yet?


=p Grats man
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Postby Gypsiyee » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:52 am

Congratulations Ganzo =) I don't think your life could get better right now if you tried o.O
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Postby labbats » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:03 am

Congratulations!
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Postby Darcler » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:04 am

:balloons: Congrats!! :balloons:
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Postby araby » Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:40 am

:owned:

jk, congratulations :balloons:
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Postby brinstar » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:05 pm

congratulations ganzo :)
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Postby Rotj » Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:03 pm

grats!
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Postby Captain Insano » Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:11 pm

I hope the mailman was black.
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Postby Ciladan » Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:32 pm

grats man :D
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Postby Tadpole » Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:44 pm

Congratulations!!! :boots:
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Postby brinstar » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:14 pm

hopefully the DOB is either may 10 or may 11 :)
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Postby Jennay » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:50 pm

Grats Ganzo and wife!
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Postby Gidan » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:19 pm

Grats!!
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:20 pm

MAY 2ND GO FOR MAY 2ND
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:21 pm

We should do a pool, and pay pal 5 dollars a piece, 1/2 to go to Ganzo for the baby, and the other 1/2 to the winner. I pick May 2nd PM
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Postby Gargamellow » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:48 pm

good goin
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Postby Darcler » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:55 pm

Congrats on your Super Sperm and her thin-walled eggs :)
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Postby Ganzo » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:06 pm

Thanks all. I'm still not fully grasping what this means for us. Kinda still dazed and confused.

As far as pool, you'd lose on 2nd. From our and doctors estimates it's between 13th and 17th
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:25 pm

You would be surprised, that's my bet.

I'm gonna ask Vonkaar to set this up.
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Postby Darcler » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:25 pm

I pick the 10th then.

They are rarely on time :)
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Postby kaharthemad » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:02 am

awww...we will have a little Ganzo running around thr board...Congrats.... :balloons:
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