Embarassing Moments.....a BLOG

[The Kizzy]

So about 2 years ago, I had moved into this duplex after my divorce. There were two sets of duplexs right next to each other, and every weekend, we would all sit on out back porched on our fold up lawn chairs, and eat pizza and drink beer and shoot the shit.

Well this one night we were all sitting there, and I had already drank about 4 or 5 beers, and I had gotten up for my 4th peice of pizza. Jared (my friend) told me that If I ate that peice of pizza my ass was going to get larger, and it was already big enough. I told him to "Shut up, asshole"

I took a bite as I was sitting back down in my chair, and the fucking thing broke. I have never been so embarassed in my life.

Share your stories so we can all laugh at you.

[Kaeerwen]

...your friend Jared? Does anyone else see the humor here?

[Kaeerwen]

Also, one time when I was a retarded little high school kid, I was wearing those pants with the snappies down the sides. I was hanging out with an army of females of course, so decided I'd be funny and rip my pants off. Well, turns out I'd forgotten I wasn't wearing anything under em, so I caught the front just in time... or so I thought.


I looked up, and saw no fewer than a dozen jaws on the floor. Go me.

[The Kizzy]

Here is another embarassing moment. I had just moved to Pennsylvania to be with an ex boyfriend, and we were lying in bed one night. I had to drive out of town for my first day at work for training the next morning, and he was starting his new job the next day as well. We were lying there and spooning and he said he couldn't sleep, so I told him to run his fingers through my hair, (I love that) and he did. I let him stroke my hair for a couple of minutes and I giggled and in a naughty voice said "Not that hair" and giggled again. He paused for a minute, said okay, and started stroking my upper lip. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life. I get my lip waxed now with my eyebrows.

[Zanchief]

Here is another embarassing moment. I had just moved to Pennsylvania to be with an ex boyfriend, and we were lying in bed one night. I had to drive out of town for my first day at work for training the next morning, and he was starting his new job the next day as well. We were lying there and spooning and he said he couldn't sleep, so I told him to run his fingers through my hair, (I love that) and he did. I let him stroke my hair for a couple of minutes and I giggled and in a naughty voice said "Not that hair" and giggled again. He paused for a minute, said okay, and started stroking my upper lip. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life. I get my lip waxed now with my eyebrows.

WOW you cleverly hid the identity of all other parties.

[The Kizzy]

No need to hide, he would probably tell you the same story.

[Susvain]

One time in 6th grade, we were sitting in the classroom...and all the sudden i felt i had to take a huge dump. So i'm like hmm...go the bathroom, come back in 10 mins? That'' look weird, the bathroom is like 2 doors down. So either put my fine ass on that gross, public toilet, or hold it in. It got worse by the minute, so i decided, ok let's do this quick. So i ask for a pass, head on my way, and when i'm in there i decide not to do it, but i needed to go so bad. I crouched over the toilet, droped some poopies, wiped up and went back. Everything was fine, i sat back down, and on the bottom of my pants near my ankle lied a piece of shit! Someone pointed it out during the middle of a lesson! I wanted to cry, everyones like, hey theirs the kid with shit on his pants! for the rest of the week.

To make it worse, after class, the teacher asked me to stay after for a second. She asked me what had happen? I made some lame excuse, the urinal had shit on them and it got rubbed off on my leg, or something. God i was so embarassed.

[Trielelvan]

This one time, I played EQ.
I was so embaressed

[The Kizzy]

You should be the way you played.

HAHA Im kidding.

[Trielelvan]

:ohsnap:

[Ciladan]

This one time I was on a field trip and we were at a lake. I got some mud on my shoe near the lake so I started kicking it off into the water. I kicked my shoe clean off, and with the added weight of mud and water that thing FLEW. For a while I didn't know what to do so I hopped around on one leg back to the main group. My best friend told everyone and all the kids laughed their asses off at me and made fun of me. Later that day we all went back to our school Columbine.

[Harrison]

I was up in Michigan for the wedding I went to with my friend Molly. They had an outdoor in-ground pool.

The room everyone was sitting in having drinks in had a screen slide door to the pool area.

It was just about turning to night. I walked right into the screen and the only thing that prevented me from walking through it like kool-aid man was the brim of my hat gave me that half second of warning I needed to stop.

I felt embarrassed up until not even a minute later, the bride did it herself....except she fell over like she bounced off of it.

[Maeya]

walking through it like kool-aid man

hahaha

[Kaeerwen]

OHYEA!

[Adivina]

Ok, not a me story but it makes me think of Finawin's

My mother had just met this new guy and she was at his house for dinner. He was really well off and had a very nice house, and he was grilling in the backyard. My mother decided to go out there with him, except the screen door was closed on the sliding glass doors. Unlike Finawin or the bride, she neither noticed or bounced off, but went flying through the screen door taking the entire frame of it with her. She described it as Godzilla.

[Adivina]

One time I was leaving Aryy's house and I was walking backwards towards my car so I could talk to him as I left. Without stopping I turned around to face forward, unfortunatly there was a telephone pole in the way. I hit my head so fucking hard that I had to sit down on the curb or else I was going to pass out.

Luckily for me it was the same week that Finawin fucked himself up at work. Finawin and I spent that weekend both having concussions and talking nonsense through painmeds to each other as Aryylas and everyone else just kind of tried to ignore us.

[brinstar]

i did that once adi

i was walking away from some people but still carrying on a conversation with them, then turned around and smacked my forehead on a metal light pole

they didn't see it happen, but the next day at school i had a red mark on my forehead and a rumor went around that i burned my forehead with a Bunsen burner in chemistry class haha

[Xaiveir]

Playing baseball once i got hit in the head with a fastball. I knew i couldnt play anymore after getting a concussion, so i took myself out of the game. I walked across the field directly into the opposite teams dugout and sat down. I had no clue i had the wrong dugout

[Arlos]

Heh, I did something like that when I was quite young (like 11 or something). Tried to ride my BMX bike under a chinup bar to look cool, but it was made for shrimps to be able to do pull-ups, and I didn't duck quite enough. So, riding highish speed, slammed my head into the bar. Bike kept going, I didn't. Much hilarity had by all witnesses while I lay there semi-conscious for a bit.

-Arlos

[Tikker]

this was about 5 or 6 years ago, right before I started playing EQ

me, gf, and some of her friends were in a coffee shop just hanging out bullshitting

one of her friends was gay (and I knew this) and for some reason the backstreet boys came up

Without thinking, I piped up "you like those fags?"


the gay dude kinda laughed, but you could tell he was embarrassed

I was totally embarrassed cause I don't really have anything against gays, but it was still semi cool to gaybash (if that makes sense)

anyways, i was pretty flustered, so i stood up to head for the bathroom, and as i turned around the waitress was just arriving

somehow, as i turned, and she tried to manouevre past me, I ended up with my face between her tits (they were nice!)


and we just kinda froze like that



good times

[Trielelvan]

My senior year at highschool, I was walking down the stairway to class with a friend and was discussing the new pet tarantula my boyfriend and I had gotten. We had found out it was a male and decided to name it "General" because he was so huge.
Little did I know that "fat-chick varsity cheerleader" had overheard my conversation, and immediately jumped to the conclusion that I was pregnant and talking about my baby.

The next day at school, as we were walking into the lunchroom, I got a ton of strange stares. Another friend comes running up to me all excited and exclaims, "Oh my god! Is it true??"
I was like, "Uh, is what true?"
"That your pregnant and it's a boy???"
...
"What the fuck are you talking about? Where the hell did you get the idea I was pregnant?"
" 'fat-chick varsity cheerleader' has been telling everyone what she heard you saying yesterday! She said you found out it was a boy and you were going to name it 'General' and everything!"

Looking back, I don't know why I was so embaressed, because now the whole thing is hilarious. Anyway, now that I had understood why everyone was staring, I immediately walked out of the lunchroom.
Not a few minutes later, I confronted dum-dum in the hallway in front of her friends and helped her understand how it was impossible to become pregnant with a tarantula

[Gypsiyee]

not to mention naming a kid "General" is borderlining on child abuse

[araby]

this is REALLY embarrassing. It's not even embarrassing because it's so stupid.

I was having lunch with friends when I was around 18 years old and as I glanced across the room, I saw a large table full of people and I thought out loud, "those people look just like us!"
Matt said, "Ashly that is a mirror" and all of my friends just laughed at me. when we get together they tell that story every time.


also:
when I was 17 and dating a guy named Len (whose family owns a crawfish farm) I drove to his house in the middle of the night and parked my car in between two of the ponds. he picked me up on his four wheeler and we went back to his house.

after only getting to hang out together for about ten minutes, his dad came downstairs and I jumped behind the bed and fell between the bed and the wall onto the floor. I saw his boots on the bottom stair. He asked Len to come upstairs and talk to him. (his dad and mom were going through a divorce at the time.) It's probably, 1am I guess.

I fell asleep between the wall and the bed, eventually and when I woke up, Sam, Len's brother is looking at me, asking me why I was on the floor. (they shared the basement and it was sam's bed I jumped across.) I just said, "Hey sam, is len here?"

Len came downstairs, around 5am. he said his dad wanted to talk to him about his mom and that his dad had been sad all night. anyway...

we decided I should probably go, so we said goodbye to Sam who was going hunting. we got back on the four wheeler and went to my car. we said goodbye and I closed the door.

then I backed the car right into one of the ponds. Len left to go get his truck (which had a wench on it) so that he could pull me out. While he was gone, his dad drove by and saw me and stopped. He said, "you could've just parked in the driveway Miss Ashly" and grinned at me.

[Harrison]

I need a truck with a wench on it.

Actually, I want a truck LOADED with wenches.

[Samboa]

Kinda like adivina's story. . .

The other night I was walking backwards from the front of my girlfriends house because we were still talking. . .Her front sidewalk curves around and I was trying to navigate it without looking, i ended up walking through her front flower bed and tripping over one shrub and falling into another. It scratched me a lot, and I had a hell of a time getting out of it trying not to look like too much of an idiot. I was embarrassed. . .but come to find out she thought it was 'cute'. I guess I should just go with that. . .