Things I have learned from watching the news on TV

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:35 pm

Apologies if a repost.
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Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eight days:

The hurricane only hit black families' property.

New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.

Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.

New Orleans has no white people.

The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.

When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.

The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city.

White folks don't make good news stories.

Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.

Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.

Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.

I feel so sorry for all those black folks.
The only way it could have been worse was to be white.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:40 pm

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:37 am

Hey guys I am going to have to ask both of you to stop being racist.... As a matter of fact, why don't you stop being white too. That would be a nice start.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:05 am

I wish I wasn't white.

Apparently being white is a bad thing.

I don't get special college funds for being white.

I don't get to cry racism when I get arrested for being a fucking piece of shit.

I don't get to have a "white entertainment channel" because that is racist.

I don't get to have a whole fucking orginization for the "advancement of white people", because that is racist.

Fuck reverse racism.

Fuck it in its stupid ass.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:33 am

According to any channel on the shitbox television, being white means you are the butt of every joke. The "dumb" guy in all of the commericals. God forbid they show a black guy not understanding computer viruses, etc. The rules are, 1) Put blacks in your commercials, and 2)Make them cool-something that everyone should aspire to be or be with.

Remember the dumb white cop on Sanford and Son? That is how we are being portrayed now in the commercial industry. Them homies get all spend-happy when they see Tyrone gettin one over on the white man.

Wanna piss off mommy and daddy? Don't date the motorcycle guy--go make out with the sleaziest black hood rat you can find that wants a white trophy-at intervals of-oh say every 5 seconds as you walk through a public place.

Ever notice that R+B is like Country music minus the steel guitar but add the bass? basically the same. Girl doing him wrong, etc etc...

Post by **Lueyen** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:53 am

Harrison wrote:I don't get to cry racism when I get arrested for being a fucking piece of shit.

You've been arrested for being a fucking piece of shit?

sorry man had to 8).

Scoota McGee · Post by **Scoota McGee** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:56 am

I was reading though Ebony magazine yesterday while waiting for a coffee. Interesting fact, not every picture in the magazine is of black people. If their are any articles referring to criminal activity, the criminals are always pictured as white people. Not sure if it's the same for other black publications. I'll check it out in: Jet, Black Enterprise, American Legacy, Black Issues Book Review, Black Men, Essence, about...time, The Urban Network, Black Living, The Black E.O.E. Journal, Sister 2 Sister and The Black Collegian magazines.

Skrum · Post by **Skrum** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:24 am

Sanford and Son was hilarious though. They get a pass for that one.

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:57 pm

i have been working at a FEMA site in Houston doing crisis counseling....

and that was still a little funny.... mostly because the story is rarely just reported for what it was and is..... rather than what people want it to be so they can make money