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This eleven year old will kick your ass

Postby Captain Insano » Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:13 pm

Holy shit... This kids is possessed by ghosts of evil ninja's.

http://www.filecabi.net/u.php?file=1126941967.wmv


Old but crazy shit.
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Postby brinstar » Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:21 pm

that would be a lot cooler if he could do it without screaming like his fingernails were being pulled out
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Postby mappatazee » Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:38 pm

brinstar wrote:that would be a lot cooler if he could do it without screaming like his fingernails were being pulled out



hahah, that just makes it funnier
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Postby Kaeerwen » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:11 pm

If he can pull that mess, how do you beat him for, say, not going to bed on time, or refusing to take the trash out? Fuck that.
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Postby Kaeerwen » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:12 pm

If he can pull that mess, how do you beat him for, say, not going to bed on time, or refusing to take the trash out? Fuck that.
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Postby mappatazee » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:30 pm

If he can pull that mess, how do you beat him for, say, not going to bed on time, or refusing to take the trash out? Fuck that.
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Postby brinstar » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:05 pm

If he can pull that mess, how do you beat him for, say, not going to bed on time, or refusing to take the trash out? Fuck that.
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Postby Gidan » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:15 pm

Thats really impressive for his age, its hard to teach a child that much by that age.
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Postby Harrison » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:15 pm

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Postby Kramer » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:48 pm

holy shit....... it would always be funny if someone doing that was sniped and their head exploded right after they screamed
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    Postby DESX » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:08 pm

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    Postby Tikker » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:30 pm

    he's a glorified baton twirler

    who gives a fuck
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    Postby Lueyen » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:01 am

    I thought it was interesting. I just imagine someday, somewhere, some freak is going to try to abduct a child like this, and then I laugh.
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    Postby kaharthemad » Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:09 am

    Kid is wicked. Thanx for the vid man.
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    Postby runamonk » Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:21 am

    Holy crap that little bugger is fast with a staff.
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    Postby kaharthemad » Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:54 am

    I hope Zanchief can beat him. We put Zan against him in a steel cage match to raise money for NT. I got 5 on the little squirt.
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    Postby LostCause » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:58 pm

    Tikker wrote:he's a glorified baton twirler

    who gives a fuck


    Guarnteed if he was in a real fight he would forget all his Karate bullshit

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    Postby Jimmy Durante » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:34 pm

    http://www.richardsandrak.com/

    These two should fight it out.
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    Postby Captain Insano » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:40 pm

    Jimmy Durante wrote:http://www.richardsandrak.com/

    These two should fight it out.



    unfortunately Mr. Wonderboy was being fed some serious roids through a "special shake" his father gave him.

    The hollywood guys who were hiring that kid to do stuff tried to make the father disclose what he was putting in it and the dad wouldn't. Therefore they said that if he doesn't stop feeding him the mystery drink they would drop all of his son's contracts...The dad did stop with the drinks...

    That kid was on the news again the other day because he is filming some gay little tarzan thingy... and he now looks like every other kid his age since dad can keep him hopped up on Winstrol Tabs and shit. All the freaky muscle is gone.

    Some parents are really fucked in the head.
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    Postby Captain Insano » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:42 pm

    DESX wrote:http://www.tommycarruthers.com/video.htm VS
    http://www.filecabi.net/u.php?file=1126941967.wmv


    Well in 9 years anyway.



    Not impressed by TC's website... Every single UFC ever televised proves that karate is an outdated form of combat... I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and a brown in Karate... both of them useless on the street. Luckily I have also grappled and boxed and the combination of the two proves to be effective.
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    Postby The Kizzy » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:43 pm

    The links on the side are Find girls for sex? Nice site.
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    Postby Captain Insano » Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:14 pm

    If you want to find people for sex... Adultfriendfinder.com is unbeatable. A couple of my friends have tried it and done very well for themselves... when I have more time I need to get a profile there.
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    Postby Tuggan » Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:35 pm

    Captain_Insano wrote:
    DESX wrote:http://www.tommycarruthers.com/video.htm VS
    http://www.filecabi.net/u.php?file=1126941967.wmv


    Well in 9 years anyway.



    Not impressed by TC's website... Every single UFC ever televised proves that karate is an outdated form of combat... I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and a brown in Karate... both of them useless on the street. Luckily I have also grappled and boxed and the combination of the two proves to be effective.






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    Postby Darcler » Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:58 pm

    Take away the metal stick, and I can take him. Easy. He just yells like he him himself with the pole. It was kinda funny.
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    Postby labbats » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:53 pm

    I call he pansyface

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