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Tikker wrote:it's a fun time, and shitty diapers are no where near as bad as everyone will tell you they are =P
I'll agree to a point, the first week or two, when they are just starting to poop, and that sticky black tar comes out, it is kinda rotten and tough to clean up, otherwise it really isn't that bad.
Congratz by the way, my 'lil man just hit 3 months now, loads of fun once they learn to sleep through most of the night.
~Beelz~
Darcler wrote:Well, I hope you have shitty diapers like my daughters. Not EVERYWHERE as Harrison says. It only gets runny if she has too much juice.
Good luck and congrats!
1st time my little guy had a sleep over and grandma and grandpa's was hilarious
they laid him down on the bed, took his diaper off (it was just wet) and as soon as grandpa reached over to get the powder, he shit so hard, it flew across the room, and splattered against the wall
good times (only cause it was their bedroom, and not my house =P)
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Omg Tikker
My son did the exact same thing to me when he was 3 months old. Shot straight across the changing table, hit the wall, and left yellow goo everywhere.
Congrats Optimoz!
May your child be happy and healthy as can be!
So many babies coming. Jj and I are due in March as well
My son did the exact same thing to me when he was 3 months old. Shot straight across the changing table, hit the wall, and left yellow goo everywhere.
Congrats Optimoz!
May your child be happy and healthy as can be!
So many babies coming. Jj and I are due in March as well
HyPhY GhEtTo MaMi wrote:GeT ofF mAh OvaRiEz
Harrison wrote:Just wait until they shit so much it is EVERYWHERE, not in some clean little pile in the back of the diaper.
You'll be wiping their back, legs, front, back.
Shitty diapers CAN be as bad as everyone will tell you they are.
This happened to my daughter a couple a times before we figured out she was lactose-intolerant. Since I was breastfeeding any milk products I ingested went to her poor tummy. Listening to your infant scream bloody murder for a couple hours because they are in pain and then cleaning up a mess like that is very good incentive to remember the lactaid pills.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.







