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Alezrik 65th level Arcanist · by **alezrik** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:22 pm

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus

was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother

thought he was God.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus

was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus

was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus

was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs

that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was

no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch

of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because

there was more work to do.