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Shit... I just ran out of Hai Karate and Drakkar and am down

Postby Captain Insano » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:57 pm

to my last bottle of Brut...


I needs to know some colognes and aftershaves that will make girls young and old want to take off their panties and touch General Patton and the two lietenants.

Any of you ladies on this board have any suggestions? I'm 26 so none of that old man cologne.

Appreciate it.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:01 pm

Not a lady, but Acqua Di Gio from Armani always worked wonders for me. Cheap stuff too!
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Postby Darcler » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:05 pm

I dont like cologne. Most guys put too much on and I have a sensative nose so I get kinda sick. Deodorant is good enough for me. I like Old Spice.


From the commercials, that Axe stuff makes moms want to hump you.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:07 pm

Yah axe works if you are 13 and just got into Jr High.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:08 pm

:rofl:
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Postby Darcler » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:08 pm

My sister gets all creamy for..Eternity, I think it is.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:08 pm

My ex husband used to wear Drakkar which made me horny, or Cool Water makes me wet too.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:10 pm

Back in high school I wore some Wal Mart shit called "Iron". It was about 9 bucks a bottle but god damn it smelled good. hahaha I was probably the only one that thought that though. :dunno:


EDIT: (Just found this)Iron Cologne for Men is designed by Coty. This fragrance is a 100% genuine, original. Iron Cologne was introduced in 1987. Iron Cologne has a scent of lemon pepper, cedar, pine and musk.

Woo baby. Talk about the stuff that gets women hot! :ugh: Must have smelled like a lumberjacks dirty kitchen.
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Postby DangerPaul » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:11 pm

The Kizzy wrote:My ex husband used to wear Drakkar which made me horny, or Cool Water makes me wet too.


A trip through Taco Bell's drive through has the same affect on you.
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Postby Tikker » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:54 pm

an old fling gave me a bottle of Alfred Sung

she referred to it as "liquid panty remover"


I'm not much of a cologne guy, so I've only worn it about 10 times in the last 5 years

but 8/10 success!
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:58 pm

Tikker wrote:an old fling gave me a bottle of Alfred Sung

she referred to it as "liquid panty remover"


I'm not much of a cologne guy, so I've only worn it about 10 times in the last 5 years

but 8/10 success!



thats the shit I'm talking about...


:lol: Ouchy's lumberjack's kitchen comment was awesome.
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Postby Minrott » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:06 pm

Swiss Army or Swiss Army Avalanche

It can make a woman stop in her tracks just to tell you how good you smell. Read: to tell you how bad she wants to see if you smell the same all over.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:09 pm

DangerPaul wrote:
The Kizzy wrote:My ex husband used to wear Drakkar which made me horny, or Cool Water makes me wet too.


A trip through Taco Bell's drive through has the same affect on you.


That would be funny if I actually ate at Taco Bell. Lets say Wendy's instead.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:14 pm

You know Taco Cabana makes you swoon! :wink:
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Postby Tikker » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:40 pm

I wish we had taco bell here


every once in a while I'm in the mood for some of the greasy shit, but apparently I was one of 6 people here that likes mexican food =\



(not that taco bell is even really very mexican, but you know what i'm saying)
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:55 pm

I'll give you some Mexican to eat......

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Postby DangerPaul » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:58 pm

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
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Postby leah » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:35 pm

i'm partial to curve... i know it's cheap but seriously every time a guy is wearing it around me i just can't resist it.

also, the hugo that comes in the round silver ball thing is AWESOME.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:07 pm

I'm definitely going to have to check out that Hugo... I love that brand's cologne.
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Postby leah » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:25 pm

me too :wub:
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Postby Tae-Bo » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:26 pm

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Postby Tossica » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:10 pm

D. Duck wrote:himalaya


ha
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Postby Harrison » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:24 pm

Nautica 360 was the best cologne I ever owned.

Anyone remember Michael Jordan's cologne? Does that even exist anymore?
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Postby brinstar » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:45 pm

i used to wear drakkar

then i went for hugo boss

nowadays i don't often wear any but i use either gravity or cool water when i do
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Postby araby » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:52 pm

I don't like cologne very much either, I like to smell nice laundered clothes and a nice face...maybe a hint of what he washed with in the shower. The blue and red dancing sex dragons on the axe bottle made me buy it.

I use fragranced soap bars so I think I smell good without perfume but then again I did get some bath and body works lotion and spray for my bday lol!
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