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OH MR. LABATTS!!!!!!!

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A guy that goes to my college really wants to be a pilot. he got an eye test yesterday, and the doctor told him he was color blind, so now his dream to be a pilot is ruined. Is this true?
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Hey labbats-do airplanes work like boats with red on port and green on starboard?

BTW here's a neat page to read until labbats posts:

http://colorvisiontesting.com/color7.htm

BTW I failed 12 of 14 on FALANT at MEPPS-lol.
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dont you idiots know the fastest way to fly is on ground
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LoL u dumbass... the millenium falcon is Waaaay faster and it uses SPACE to fly not the ground.
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all are clueless, if you want to fly.







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The Kizzy wrote:A guy that goes to my college really wants to be a pilot. he got an eye test yesterday, and the doctor told him he was color blind, so now his dream to be a pilot is ruined. Is this true?


Yep. Stupid, idiotic rule since he probably just failed a falant test, but you can't be a pilot in the U.S. and be color blind, or color deficient. Welcome to the last level of silly discrimination.
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Is this to hold a pilot's license at all? Or just to fly people professionally? Because I knew a guy who had his license, and just flew his uncle's rather small 2-person plane, and he was colorblind.

Of course this was someone I only knew through EQ, so I can't verify how accurate the information is, but I think I still have his e-mail address to ask him again.
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Maeya wrote:Is this to hold a pilot's license at all? Or just to fly people professionally? Because I knew a guy who had his license, and just flew his uncle's rather small 2-person plane, and he was colorblind.
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You can get a waiver, but generally cannot fly commercial, although as always there are exceptions.

I know people who are color deficient who memorized the number card tests, since they all use the same numbers when I was younger, to bypass this.
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Well, as far as I knew he was just flying himself and his uncle around, so it wasn't commerical.
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The Kizzy wrote:A guy that goes to my college really wants to be a pilot. he got an eye test yesterday, and the doctor told him he was color blind, so now his dream to be a pilot is ruined. Is this true?


Yes this is true due to fact that the FAA dont want planes to run traffic signals in the sky and crash into each other.
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Post by labbats »

Don't quote me, but I think it matters how colorblind he is. I know that if it's minor, you can get a waiver.

And yes, the navigation lights on the wings are red and green, so I can tell if that airplane in front of me is coming at me head on. /girl scream
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Oh, also... very important. If he's hellbent on becoming a professional pilot, tell him to try and get a First Class medical. If he can't get one, he may be able to get a Third Class, but he'll never be allowed to fly for the airlines.
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