Work e-mail

[Spacewoman Spiff]

All,

In the interest of ensuring a safe work environment for all and preventing the possibility of injury to a co-worker, please refrain from throwing any objects in the call center. Employees engaged in "playing catch" with nerf balls or throwing any other items that potentially could jeopardize the safety of another employee is prohibited and will lead to coaching/counseling.

As always, your cooperation in complying with this request is appreciated.

Who the fuck would be jeopardized by a fucking nerf ball? And most of the throwing that is done is of wadded up paper balls, and we always pick them up so it's not a hardship on the janitors. Anal retentive humourless anti fun cockdouches.

[The Kizzy]

I think what happened is that one weird girl got made fun of, and she retaliated by turning you all in. KICK HER ASS.

[Spacewoman Spiff]

The part that amuses me most is "playing catch"

What the fuck? Why is that quoted?

[Tuggan]

my guess is some ugzugz lookin dude got beaned in the face while on the phone, and probably blurted something offensive at a client like "OH SON OF A BITCH". felt like a dipshit, told and ruined it for the rest of you.

[Spacewoman Spiff]

But the email doesn't say anything about it being unprofessional or causing problems with calls... all it talks of is employee safety. Who the hell is going to be hurt by a nerf ball or paper wad that doesn't deserve to be hurt?

[Lyion]

This makes me think of the NFL Commercial, where the grocery check out person yells I'm open, and the guy beams him in the head with a pineapple.

[Metranon]

nerf balls are pretty solid, if you didnt see it stepped on one and tripped you might smash your face on the floor pretty hard

[The Kizzy]

This makes me think of the NFL Commercial, where the grocery check out person yells I'm open, and the guy beams him in the head with a pineapple.

I LOLed at that

[Trielelvan]

All,

In the interest of ensuring a safe work environment for all and preventing the possibility of injury to a co-worker, please refrain from throwing any objects in the call center. Employees engaged in "playing catch" with nerf balls or throwing any other items that potentially could jeopardize the safety of another employee is prohibited and will lead to coaching/counseling.

As always, your cooperation in complying with this request is appreciated.

Who the fuck would be jeopardized by a fucking nerf ball? And most of the throwing that is done is of wadded up paper balls, and we always pick them up so it's not a hardship on the janitors. Anal retentive humourless anti fun cockdouches.

*sigh* there's always gotta be one jerk ruining it for everyone else. When I worked for Stream in Beaverton, we used to have awesome nerf battles... until one dumbass went and pegged a manager in the back of the head with a rocket launcher. This is a vital no-no. Consequently, all nerf items were banned from the center.

[Adivina]

*sigh* there's always gotta be one jerk ruining it for everyone else. When I worked for Stream in Beaverton, we used to have awesome nerf battles... until one dumbass went and pegged a manager in the back of the head with a rocket launcher. This is a vital no-no. Consequently, all nerf items were banned from the center.

We used to have mini-football games in Stop & Shop when I worked at the Deli.

[Maeya]

Y'gotta figure that's gonna be at least one dumbass who will get hit in the eye with a wad of paper and sue the company.

I bet they're more doing it to cover their asses than save yours.

[10sun]

I'm drinking a beer at work.

-Adam

[Tuggan]

I cant think of a better place to get fucked up than at work.

[10sun]

I also play a lot of CounterStrike: Source at work for shits and giggles.

-Adam

[Susvain]

I'll play some source with you right now, but i'm not very good

[10sun]

download XFire and add 10sun to your userlist.

http://www.xfire.com

[Susvain]

it better not take long

[Zanchief]

I suck at Counter Strike.

[Susvain]

How do i add you

[Susvain]

You're added, now what!

[10sun]

XFire is being gay while refreshing servers, one sec.

[Ouchyfish]

dude got beaned in the face while on the phone, and probably blurted something offensive at a client like "OH SON OF A BITCH". felt like a dipshit, told and ruined it for the rest of you.

Laughed for five minutes at that mental picture.

[Metranon]

so who won at CS?