my power is discombobulatingly devastating

Tae-Bo · Post by **Tae-Bo** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:56 pm

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand. He was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

"The best punch I ever threw was against [my wife]."

"[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse."

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you, Man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children."

"I want to rip out [Lennox Lewis's] heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

"I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time...he was screaming like my wife."

"I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."

"The one thing I know, everyone respects the true person and everyone's not true with themselves. All of these people who are heroes, these guys who have been lily white and clean all their lives, if they went through what I went through, they would commit suicide. They don't have the heart that I have. I've lived places they can't defecate in."

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."

- Mike Tyson

http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes.html

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Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:47 pm

whys evewybody make fun of mwe

Jimmy Durante · Post by **Jimmy Durante** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:37 am

Didn't he throw his mother-in-law out the window?

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:57 am

haha, what a pyscho. i didnt think he was that fuckin crazy.

"I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

thats my favorite though. what a badass.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:55 am

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."

Jimmy Durante · Post by **Jimmy Durante** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:41 am

Some of those quotes are reminiscent of Hammerkeg (from the NT of yore).

Metranon · Post by **Metranon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:30 pm

i dunno if fighting Jesus is such a good idea, the human body is what 90% water?

He'd walk all over you...

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:33 pm

My gun is quicker than his fist. Amen.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:07 pm

Metranon wrote:i dunno if fighting Jesus is such a good idea, the human body is what 90% water?

He'd walk all over you...

i got it, but thanks for assuming i wouldn't!

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:34 pm

i thought this topic title was a joke...i was right

arakys · Post by **arakys** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:52 pm

Iron Mike Tyson ladies and gentlemen

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:20 am

brinstar wrote:
Metranon wrote:i dunno if fighting Jesus is such a good idea, the human body is what 90% water?

He'd walk all over you...

i got it, but thanks for assuming i wouldn't!

Thought you were gonna say he would turn 90% of your body into wine. XD

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:14 am

that was a good one met

Metranon · Post by **Metranon** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:48 pm

not really but thanks

Ciladan · Post by **Ciladan** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:12 pm

Yamori wrote:
brinstar wrote:
Metranon wrote:i dunno if fighting Jesus is such a good idea, the human body is what 90% water?

He'd walk all over you...

i got it, but thanks for assuming i wouldn't!

Thought you were gonna say he would turn 90% of your body into wine. XD

That's what I thought too, his B/A would be through the roof :O