So, I was at Denny's with a buddy of mine this weekend. I go to the restroom and I start to piss. Well, having a huge schlong has it's problems and I had to stand pretty far back so the backspray doesn't get all over my pants. Some kids walked into the stalls next to me. I guess that their daddy didn't teach them to LOOK FORWARD in the stalls, not sideways... and they started giggling. Wtf ever. I finish up, wash my hands and leave the giggling fuckwits to themselves.
5 minutes later, some Lilliputian woman comes up to me and starts beating the fuck out of me. Punched me square in the nose and screamed at me for being some sort of pervert. At first I thought she was my ex but then I saw those two giggling kids crying like a bunch of retards.
Fucking cops show up and arrested her... but then... and get this... they fucking took me in as well. I was just trying to eat my god damned eggs in peace and the fucking cops arrested me. I didn't fight back although I clearly could have.
Fucking bitch.
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by vonkaar » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:16 pm
Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
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by Metranon » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:21 pm
yeah i feel your pain on the backspray, i think it's more a factor of the strength of the spray than your size, i ALWAYS end up spraying my fuckin pants using a urinal almost, seems unavoidable unless i literally stand a good foot back from the urinal...
thats why i always use the stall now, moral of the story i guess
thats why i always use the stall now, moral of the story i guess
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by vonkaar » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:39 pm
Tuggan wrote:http://www.namelesstavern.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=10344
PARTY FOUL!!!
Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
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by Lueyen » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:16 pm
Vonk, you need to change Tyler Durden to Paul Harvey.
Raymond S. Kraft wrote:The history of the world is the history of civilizational clashes, cultural clashes. All wars are about ideas, ideas about what society and civilization should be like, and the most determined always win.
Those who are willing to be the most ruthless always win. The pacifists always lose, because the anti-pacifists kill them.
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