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Worst day of my life

Postby Jay » Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:51 pm

I start the day by losing my briefcase which contains my planner, calendar and all my important documents in 1 place. Luckily, backed it up a few nights ago. Then I go out to lunch with some important clients and of course, I offer to pay. My card declines. I'm like wtf...I have money in there. So I take out my credit card. Hohoho restaurant doesn't take amex. Clients pay, I look stupid.

I go to the bank and somehow my bank account is totally zero and I haven't had activity in it since June. I get all the necessary papers to disprove that and leave the bank pissed. They won't be able to fix it until tomorrow.

I'm driving back to my office and get sideswiped by this stupid fucking asshole who decided to fucking change lanes while I'm still in the god damned lane. He hits me and scrapes my shit against the wall then I go off and roll into a ditch. Seatbelt saves my life by holding me in place, but the airbag deploys and knocks me out cold. 2 minutes later the airbag fumes wake me up and I crawl out of the car and go to the hospital. While in the hospital I totally miss work and I'm gonna be late on 3 projects tomorrow.

All I can say is FUCK!!!! :cussing: :cussing: :cussing:
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Postby The Kizzy » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:10 pm

I hope things get better for you soon. :(
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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:13 pm

Holy shit that's a bad day and a half. Glad to hear you're ok though. Things could have been much worse!
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Postby Gaazy » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:39 pm

wow i do beleive that day is worse than anything that has happened to me anytime lately, sorry dude!
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Postby arakys » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:45 pm

That sucks dude, bad day.
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:46 pm

at least you didn't scratch your penis playing with it


you have to always look at the bright side sir
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Postby Metranon » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:05 pm

who uses amex anymore lol?

j/k bro glad you are OK!
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Postby Darcler » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:03 am

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Postby Menlaan » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:22 am

Wow, that's one hell of a day. You should check the credit bureaus and make sure your identity hasn't been stolen too. I'd be pretty worried if my card was declined and my bank account was soaked dry after I lost my personal organizer (did it have your SS# and account #s in it?).

Good luck getting back on your feet.

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Postby Tuggan » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:38 am

posts like these make me feel better about my days. thanks ero.
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Postby Kramer » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:34 am

dude. that sucks. hope things get better. for your sake.
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    Postby labbats » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:41 am

    Sorry to hear it. You have nowhere to go but up.
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    Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:57 am

    jfc, jay >< hope you're ok
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    Postby Jay » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:20 am

    Menlaan wrote:Wow, that's one hell of a day. You should check the credit bureaus and make sure your identity hasn't been stolen too. I'd be pretty worried if my card was declined and my bank account was soaked dry after I lost my personal organizer (did it have your SS# and account #s in it?).

    Good luck getting back on your feet.

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    Well, my bank account registered as no activity since June. I don't think identity thieves can do that. I'm pretty sure it's a bank fuck up. I also had credit protection put under my name so they have to call me on my cell for anything credit related to go through. My SS# stays safe at home and is locked away with check books and stuff (I'm sorta paranoid). What I actually lost was contracts, and about 2 days of calendar entries (not a big deal, I'm going to Hong Kong in a couple days anyways). Through the beauty of Palm I was able to back it up like a week ago (phew). Briefcase was kinda expensive though =\
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    Postby Tossica » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:45 am

    jesus fucking christ?
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    Postby Jay » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:05 am

    Oh. And yeah I'm fine, I'm just cut up, kinda bruised, and I'm having pain spasms.
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    Postby Zanchief » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:08 am

    Erodalak wrote:Oh. And yeah I'm fine, I'm just cut up, kinda bruised, and I'm having pain spasms.


    I'm not sure you know what fine means, cause my definition doesn't contain pain spasms.
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    Postby Jay » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:13 am

    Nothing Morphine can't fix.
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    Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:43 am

    masking the pain is only going to make it worse in the long run - pain is intended to let your body know that something is wrong.. if things get worse and become jeopardizing to your health, you won't even know if you're doped up all the time.
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    Postby Gargamellow » Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:53 am

    /hug
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    Postby Jay » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:25 pm

    I got xrayed, I'm fine. I just need to relax a bit and time will heal the pain. Until then, Morphine seriously kills ibuprofen.
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    Postby Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:29 pm

    Morphine is the win for pain. I hate stupid drivers, I had a similar thing happen to me with a dumb ass bitch in a SUV. OOOPS I didn't see you and I changed lanes right on top of you!

    I'm glad you are ok though!
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    Postby kaharthemad » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:22 pm

    Id say find a hooker and get a blowjob but with the day you had you might get aids or something.
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    Re: Worst day of my life

    Postby Phlegm » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:06 pm

    Erodalak wrote: I totally miss work


    Quit whinning. You got to take a day off.
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    Postby Jay » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:22 pm

    The work is there though, I end up having to make up for it and getting it done anyways.
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