I am not creative

[DangerPaul]

I want to hear the questions on this test you were given.

Hey Mop, further fuel for the fire....

[araby]

JUST what I was thinking. then I thought about how funny tarring and feathering is.

[The Kizzy]

Maybe she was talking about the other test I referred to?

[The Kizzy]

crap. I left the sheets on my desk, I will post the answers and the other quiz tomorrow

[Gargamellow]

sweet thx

[The Kizzy]

1.) call pay line _____phone
2.) end burning blue ______book
3.) man hot sure _____fire
4.) stick pal ball _____pen
5.) blue cake cottage _____cheese
6.) man wheel high _____tax NO
7.) motion poke down _____slow
8.) stool powder ball _____foot
9.) line birthday surprise _____party
10.) wood liquor luck _____hard
11.) house village golf _____green?
12.) plan show walker _____floor
13.) key wall precious _____stone
14.) bell iron tender _____bar
15.) water youth soda ____fountain
16.) base snow dance _____ball?
17.) stop kart slow _____go
18.) up book charge _____cover
19.) tin writer my _____type
20.) leg arm person _____chair
21.) weight out pencil _____lead
22.) spin tip shape _____top
23.) sharp tic tie _____tack
24.) out band night ______stand answer key says no, but that fits
25.) cool house fat _____cat
26.) back go light _____green NO
27.) man order air _____mail
28.) bath up burst _____bubble
29.) ball out blue _____black
30.) up around rear _____wrap NO

i only cheated on #12 (thanks adivina!) and there are a couple i'm not sure about

and now my brain hurts so i'm going to go lie down

Only missed a couple, and that one I would have counted. Good job Alex!!!!

[Donnel]

26.) back go light _____green NO

I'd say it was "stop"

Backstop, stop and go, stoplight.

[The Kizzy]

The Chitling Test

1.) A "handkerchief head" is:
a.) a cool cat
b.) a porter
c.) an Uncle Tom
d.) a hoddi
e.) a preacher

2.) Which wrd is most out of plae here?
a.)splib
b.) blood
c.) gray
d.) spook
e.) black

3.) A "gas head" is a person who has a:
a.) fast moving car
b.) stable of "lace"
c.) "process"
d.) habit of stealing cars
e.) long jail record for arson

4.) "Down Home" (the South) today, for the average "soul brother" who is picking cotton from sunup until sundown, what is (in 1968) the average earning (take home) for one full day?
a.) $.75
b.) $1.65
c.) $3.50
d.) $5
e.) $12

5.) "Bo Diddley" is a:
a.) game for children
b.) down-home cheap wine
c.) down-home singer
d.) new dance
e.) Moejoe call

6.) If a pimp is up tight with a woman who gets state aid, what does he mean when he talks about "Mother's Day"?
a.) second Sunday in May
b.) third SUnday in June
c.) first of every month
d.) none of these
e.) first and fifteenth of every month

7.) "Hully GUlly" came from
a.) East Oakland
b.) Fillmore
c.) Watts
d.) Harlem
e.) Motor City

8) If a man is called a "blood", then he is a:
a.) fighter
b.) Mexican-American
c.) Negro
d.) hungry hemophile
e.) Redman or Indian

9.) Cheap chitlings (not the kind you purchase at the frozen food counter) will taste rubberyunless they are cooked long enough. How soon can you quit cooking them to eat and enjoy them?
a.) 45 minutes
b.) 2 hours
c.) 24 hours
d.) one week (on a low flame)
e.) 1 hour

10.) What are the "Dixie Hummingbirds"?
a.) part of the KKK
b.) a swamp disease
c.) a modern gospel group
d.) a Mississippi Negro Paramilitary group
e.) Deacons

11.) If you throw the dice and seven is showing on the top, what is facing down?
a.) seven
b.) snake eyes
c.) boxcars
d.) little Joes
e.) 11

12.) "Jet" is:
a.) an East Oakland motorcycle club
b.) one of the gangs in "West Side Story"
c.) a news and gossip magazine
d.) a way of life for the very rich

13.) T-Bone Walker got famous for playing what?
a.) trombone
b.) piano
c.) "T-flute"
d.) guitar
e.) "Hambone"

[The Kizzy]

26.) back go light _____green NO

I'd say it was "stop"

Backstop, stop and go, stoplight.

yes

[Adivina]

Fine don't grade mine... poop head.

[The Kizzy]

ok going to try and do this without looking at Maeya's... at work though so may have to stop.


1.) call pay line _____ phone
2.) end burning blue ______
3.) man hot sure _____ fire
4.) stick pal ball _____ pen
5.) blue cake cottage _____ cheese
6.) man wheel high _____ spoke? NO
7.) motion poke down _____ slow
8.) stool powder ball _____ erg.... puff only relates to two....
9.) line birthday surprise _____ party
10.) wood liquor luck _____ hard
11.) house village golf _____
12.) plan show walker _____ floor?
13.) key wall precious _____ ring? no
14.) bell iron tender _____ bar
15.) water youth soda ____ fountain
16.) base snow dance _____ ball
17.) stop kart slow _____ go?
18.) up book charge _____ mark? no
19.) tin writer my _____
20.) leg arm person _____
21.) weight out pencil _____ lead
22.) spin tip shape _____
23.) sharp tic tie _____ tack
24.) out band night ______ house?no
25.) cool house fat _____
26.) back go light _____ stop
27.) man order air _____
28.) bath up burst _____ bubble
29.) ball out blue _____
30.) up around rear _____

arg class coming in will work on more later

good job

[Gargamellow]

my chitling guesses: c,d,e,c,e,c,a,a,e,e,b,a

[The Kizzy]

my chitling guesses: c,d,e,c,e,c,a,a,e,e,b,a

yes for the first one, no on the rest

[Gargamellow]

damn nigguh i must be white after all..don't tell my mama

[Adivina]

wow puff was right? I figured I was just being delusional. I had some guesses for the ones I didn't fill in on some of them too, but I thought they were too off base, might actually be right if the puff one was lol.

[Gypsiyee]

that's the most fucking ridiculous test I've ever seen

[Gargamellow]

u never took SAT?

[Gypsiyee]

I got a 1250 on my SAT's, worked my ass off before they came.. and the SAT, while a standardized test so obviously it doesn't score everyone as it should, still asks fairly intelligent questions that actually make you think and make some attempt to work for your score

A test that encourages ebonics makes me sad

[Gargamellow]

I was just kidding.

[The Kizzy]

Puff wasn't right, I thought you knew that when you said it only matched 2, sorry. Gyps, its a creativity test. It's supposed to be stupid for those of us who don't do well.

[Adivina]

Ok good, thank god puff wasn't right, I was a bit concerned when I thought it was.

[Ouchyfish]

A test that encourages ebonics makes me sad

[The Kizzy]

don't be sad. It isn't encouraging ebonice. It was designed to show that if a test is not geared towards your race and or social standing you won't do well on it

[Ouchyfish]

ooooh getting back to the whole race vs intelligence thing eh? Sorry man I'm medicated as hell at the moment and the reading comprehension is even worse than it usually is...and that's pretty fucking bad..



I still haven't finished "Hop on Pop"...anyone have cliff notes on that damn book?

[Gargamellow]

AdivinaDarkfyre: I love ferrets...nice pic