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Postby brinstar » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:31 am

all you motherfuckers disgust me
compost the rich
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Postby Tae-Bo » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:02 am

fuck you aight
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Re: listen up

Postby Trielelvan » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:11 am

brinstar wrote:all you motherfuckers disgust me

do you mean "disgust" as in I just puked in your mouth, or like WTFTIT.jpg?
HyPhY GhEtTo MaMi wrote:GeT ofF mAh OvaRiEz
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Postby Minrott » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:44 am

oh no
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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:02 am

:cry:
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Postby Metranon » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:46 am

A guy is in a bus station, and goes into the men's room to piss. When he walks in he sees a leprechaun with the most enormous dick he had ever seen. As he pees, he cannot avoid spying on the giant member of the tiny man dressed in green. The leprechaun zips up and the man asks him if he is indeed a real leprechaun.

The little man says, "Aye me boy, I'm a leprechaun, and I can grant you three wishes."

"Oh neat," comes the reply, "What do I need to do?"

"Well, havin' such a large cock makes it a bit awkward with the ladies, the thing not fittin' and all... I'll grant you your three wishes if you wouldn't mind suckin' me dick until I come." The man is a bit taken aback, but agrees, because he knows he can wish for anything he wants later. After the green man has come, he starts to walk away.

The guy says, "Hey, what about my three wishes?" The leprechaun asks, "How old are you me boy?"

"25," he says.

"Aren't you a bit too old to still be believin' in leprechauns?"
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Postby Adivina » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:18 am

:rofl:
Donnel wrote:
Erodalak wrote:Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina

fixt :P
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Postby Kramer » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:57 am

nice.
Mindia is seriously the greatest troll that has ever lived.
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    Postby araby » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:25 am

    brinstar sounds pretty t-o'ed.
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    Postby labbats » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:38 pm

    Brinstar takes his aggresion out on NT and the racquetball court.
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    Postby Kramer » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:50 pm

    we only receive the rage because people know that we are tender and we can handle it......

    we are like a lovely family..... holding. carressing..... making midnight visits... errr.... i mean....
    Mindia is seriously the greatest troll that has ever lived.
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      Postby Diabolik » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:20 pm

      labbats wrote:Brinstar takes his aggresion out on NT and the racquetball court.


      ERADICATOR
      Mindia wrote:Yes Kizzy, and if given the opportunity I would love to SPIT in your face right now, you fucking PIG.
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      Postby brinstar » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:35 am

      fuck all u bitchezzzz

      yea what now huh yea
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      Postby mofish » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:51 am

      bitch you got jacked bitch
      You were right Tikker. We suck.
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      Postby Witty » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:05 pm

      Hey stop joking around guys, this is serious I think.
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