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I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfriend

Postby Harrison » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:32 pm

Materials:

1. Nice picture frame, 8x12'ish
2. Scanner/copier/printer etc.
3. Dictionary or Thesaurus

Print out/blow up/copy the definition for Perfection to fit the frame fully.

Give it to her and tell her it's a mirror so she can see what you see when you look at her.

It came to me last night at her house. I am a fucking genius. Feel free to blatantly steal my idea and use it for pussy.
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Postby Kramer » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:40 pm

(crickets chirping in giant empty canyon)
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    Postby Metranon » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:56 pm

    you're a moron
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    Postby Tuggan » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:43 pm

    so this is the bitch youve known for like 9 years, now youre dating her... and you gotta come up with this kinda shit to get some ass? wtf man.
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    Postby Aryylas » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:43 pm

    Sorry, but if Aryylas did that I would think he was just trying to get some ><
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    Postby Minrott » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:12 pm

    uh don't do that man
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    Re: I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfrie

    Postby Jay » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:24 pm

    Harrison wrote:Materials:

    1. Nice picture frame, 8x12'ish
    2. Scanner/copier/printer etc.
    3. Dictionary or Thesaurus

    Print out/blow up/copy the definition for Perfection to fit the frame fully.

    Give it to her and tell her it's a mirror so she can see what you see when you look at her.

    It came to me last night at her house. I am a fucking genius. Feel free to blatantly steal my idea and use it for pussy.


    Your penis priviledges have been revoked.
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    Postby Gidan » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:25 pm

    Sounds like your trying to hard. However, you know her beter then anyone here. If you think its something she would apretiate, go for it.
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    Postby Maeya » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:32 pm

    Err... depends on the girl I think. If I got that from Langston I'd roll my eyes and think it was cheesy, but I'm not the very romantic sort.

    It is a very creative idea though, I've not heard of that one before. Let us know if she likes it.
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    Re: I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfrie

    Postby Menlaan » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:56 pm

    Harrison wrote:It came to me last night at her house. I am a fucking genius. Feel free to blatantly steal my idea and use it for pussy.


    Dude, I'm not usually one of the ones to jump on the anti-you bandwagon, but come on. Of course it's not a genius idea. It's not even a good idea. It's a fucking bad idea. I hope you were drunk when you wrote that post.

    Keep your self-respect and buy her something else. If you disavow the "I'm a fucking genius" idea and want some advice, then post in another thread.

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    Postby Ouchyfish » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:00 pm

    This shit reeks of fucking moronic "ain't I a cute romantic guy" bullshit. Queer ass bullshit is all that is. The only fucking people that will give ya a pat on the back for that horseshit are moronic teenaged girls and old ass grandmothers.

    Fuck man, I don't have anything against you, but damn that's some corny ass fucked up shit.

    If I did some corny ass pansy shit like that for my wife she'd yell "where the fuck did your balls go-get me the MAN I married!!!"

    Sorry man...now had you slapped yer cock on an ink pad and rolled it on a piece of paper that would have brought down the fucking house.

    swing and a miss!!!
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    Postby Zormito » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:07 pm

    God no.

    First, no girl is "perfect". If you ever say something close to that affect you lose your man card and you seem whipped, which you might already be.

    Second, chicks dig personal gifts. So you're not too far on that idea but...printing out a definition is far from personal.

    Chicks like pictues, it's a commonly known fact... go run with that. So instead, make her a collage of your best 7-8 pictures together, print it out on nice quality paper and put in the frame.

    Go with my idea, it's better and will translate into more poon.
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    Postby Trielelvan » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:24 pm

    It's corny and cheesy, but Maeya's right - it depends on the girl, and since we don't know her, she might very well take one look at the gift, bust out into tears, and declare undying love for his penis forever.

    Then again, she might take one look, smile a little, and say "oh... wow... thanks!"

    Personally, and Jj knows it, I'd burst out laughing in his face with something like that, but that'd be because with him, it would HAVE to be a gag gift. He's better off buying me power tools or computer hardware to play with than giving me sentimental mushy stuff.

    I say go for it. I hope you get the reaction you're hoping for (which I'm assuming is the bust out into tears omgomgziluvyuzsomuch! one).
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    Re: I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfrie

    Postby Diabolik » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:30 pm

    Erodalak wrote:Your penis priviledges have been revoked.


    As have your men's room privileges.
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    Postby Arlos » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:39 pm

    Remember those Milwaukee's Best Light commercials you liked, with, as you put it, "That can crushing the men acting like bitches"?

    Yeah, I'd look up if I were you, cause there's a can incoming.

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    Postby Darcler » Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:58 am

    Not a good gift.

    I'm not mushy and romantic, and I think the pictures of the two of you is a great idea. I love pictures. It's personal, it shows a bit of thought, and hey, if you want an extra smile, make the frame.
    A picture > a dictionary definition (wtf :ugh: )
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    Postby arakys » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:05 am

    You're a fuckin faggot dude, but you already know that :locked:
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    Postby Tae-Bo » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:05 am

    lol oh man
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    Postby brinstar » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:33 am

    what are you 14
    compost the rich
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    Postby Jirig » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:39 am

    I say go for it.
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    Postby Zanchief » Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:43 am

    Does your girlfriend have a penis? Cause you don't.
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    Postby labbats » Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:12 am

    I think Kaiine has better gift ideas.

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    Postby Adivina » Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:19 pm

    Bah that was me that made the post before, not Aryylas.... I logged onto my name and everything, firefox fucks up sometimes.
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    Postby mappatazee » Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:55 pm

    Is this a joke?
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    Postby calgone » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:13 pm

    seriously dont do that dude, im 99% sure that would get you nowhere. it's just embarassing thinking about it lol.. girls dont like to be embarassed, they like to be proud to be with a man not a corny cheesy.. i dont know lol..
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