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by **Ganzo** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:00 pm

I would pay to see video of this gift giving event

by **Tadpole** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:07 pm

Cool I'm going to try this I hope it works thanks

by **Minrott** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:04 pm

3 rules in gift giving to women

1. Don't give her anything you have to explain what it is, what it does or what it means.

2. Give her something shiny

3. If you can't afford #2, give her something meaningful. Not something you think is meaningful.

by **Darcler** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:36 pm

Yes, because women are like raccoons (not sarcasm).

I like shiny. (HINT HINT HINT)

by **Langston** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:37 pm

brinstar wrote:SHUT UP LANGSTON YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS LIFE WHY DON'T YOU MAKE UP SOME MORE BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU LIKE DICKS YOU'RE SO PATHETIC KEEP POSTING BECAUSE IT'S ENTERTAINING TO HIM

by **Martrae** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:17 pm

I think it's great you feel this way about her, hon. But, seriously, a gift like that won't touch her heart the way you think it will. Find something that means something to her, not something that means something to you.

Women want a man who is a man. Don't buy into that touchy feely crap about women wanting a sensitive man. It's all a bunch of BS and propaganda.

BTW....don't I count for the age spread? I'm 37.

by **Ouchyfish** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:23 pm

Martrae wrote:Women want a man who is a man. Don't buy into that touchy feely crap about women wanting a sensitive man. It's all a bunch of BS and propaganda.

That's what I tried to tell him with my post but you put it a lot better than I could have.

:rofl:

by **Ciladan** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:41 pm

I think it's just a cute gesture. It will make her laugh.

by **Minrott** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:53 pm

The last thing he wants is for his girlfriend or friend who is a girl or whatever the fuck she is to get a gift from him that's from his heart and say, "aw, that's cute." Then pat him on the head.

by **Ouchyfish** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:20 am

Isn't that all he's after anyways? He sure isn't concerned with the arse.

by **Menlaan** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:45 am

Ciladan wrote:I think it's just a cute gesture. It will make her laugh.

It definitely made me laugh! :rofl:

Menlaan

by **kaharthemad** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:35 am

Trielelvan wrote: He's better off buying me power tools or computer hardware to play with than giving me sentimental mushy stuff.

Yup nothing says I love you more to a woman than a vibrator and a AMD64 Bit Processor...christ we are all nerds here.

Seriously dude, that depends on the chick. 70% would take the frame and try to manually fit in to the rectal cavity of the person sending it.

Some girls might cry. But this is from laughter not from a romatic notion.

by **kaharthemad** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:39 am

Harrison wrote:I'm not looking for advice from you losers.

I'm not doing it for pussy. You're pathetic if you WOULD do something like that for it.

Harrison wrote:It came to me last night at her house. I am a fucking genius. Feel free to blatantly steal my idea and use it for pussy.

Kinda sounds like your trolling for pussy man.

by **kaharthemad** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:45 am

Harrison wrote:No, this was fully expected from you rejects

odd....most of us are married, have gotten some from the opposite sex or are in serious relationships. So what is your definition of romance Don Juan? 'cause obviously it must be different then the general consensus.

by **Jay** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:13 am

I think a gift for a lady should have a long term resonating effect, not just a few moments of jollies. Harrison's idea is something that might get a cute giggle (depending on the girl) but how long is that gift going to last?

Gifts should all have their place in the presentation. The main course (jewelry, coat, bag), then things around it to spice up the presentation (flowers and candy) and of course the appropriate setting (nice night out, fancy place, nice scenery). At least, thats my formula for a good gift. Some may disagree.

by **brinstar** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:17 am

don't forget the ass sex

by **Jay** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:19 am

brinstar wrote:don't forget the ass sex

I didn't mention it cuz I thought it was a given. Although sometimes I'd rather do without cuz the blood stains my underwear.

by **Phlegm** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:27 am

Erodalak wrote:
brinstar wrote: don't forget the ass sex

I didn't mention it cuz I thought it was a given. Although sometimes I'd rather do without cuz the blood stains my underwear.

Maybe you should try to be the top instead of the bottom all the time. You and your partner should switch each time.

by **Jennay** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:51 am

Try waiting until he's IN you before you let him start pulling on your hair.

by **Adivina** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:10 pm

Jewelry is garunteed for nights of sex

I like shiney things.

Honestly though Harrison - I know your girl and I think she will be touched by yur gesture.

by **Tacks** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:12 pm

So which is his girl then? Teenager or grandmother?

by **Adivina** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:13 pm

A sentimental pretty 20 year old, who could use a big boost to her self esteem. I would trade looks with her /shrug

by **brinstar** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:19 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:who could use a big boost to her self esteem.

well obviously, if she's settling for a fuckup like harriwin

by **Jimmy Durante** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:25 pm

Ouch.

by **Susvain** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:50 pm

It's a little too much harry

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