I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfriend

Post by **Tossica** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:42 pm

I'm totally going to steal your idea Finawin. Instead of a picture frame though, I'm going to get it printed on a belt buckle for me to wear so she has something to read when she is taking care of business.

You ARE a genius.

arakys · Post by **arakys** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:00 pm

Get her a california roll, some soya sauce and a cup of green tea.

That idea just came to me at the japanese sushi place
Feel free to steal my idea and use it for pussy

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:18 pm

That heli-hair chick is cute.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:21 pm

Harrison wrote:hi i'm mindia

mappatazee · Post by **mappatazee** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:21 pm

I bet he thought this up while he was driving his forklift...of love.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:25 pm

CUZ I'M A COWBOY

ON A FORK-LIFT I RIIIIDE

AND I'M WANTED (WANTED!)

BY A DUMB BITCH

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:35 pm

that didn't rhyme at all brin, wth you totally foiled the song!

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:52 pm

function > form

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:53 pm

Harrison wrote:I have successfully categorized you all into the retard section of the population.

You are just under those that wrangle carts at supermarkets.

Amazing..he calls us retards and he is the one using a dot matrix printer to puke out the word Perfection and attaching it to a frame he bought at walmart for 1.95 at the roll back sale.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:56 pm

Harrison wrote:
Retard wrote:The level of Lumpy-ownage is just too much for one thread. I think this thread needs to be split to prevent a board overload due to critical ownage mass.

^Ramblings of a bitter old man with no life to speak of beyond this messageboard.^

Last picture I saw that nerd you called a grumpy old man is doing rather well for himself, is getting a piece of ass from a FINE looking lady, and most likely makes more in a day then you do all summer long picking cranberrys.

araby · Post by **araby** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:14 pm

Hey, my friend picks cranberries, you just watch it. harriwin, actually operates the heavy machinery...come on.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:44 pm

kaharthemad wrote:
Harrison wrote:
Retard wrote:The level of Lumpy-ownage is just too much for one thread. I think this thread needs to be split to prevent a board overload due to critical ownage mass.

^Ramblings of a bitter old man with no life to speak of beyond this messageboard.^

Last picture I saw that nerd you called a grumpy old man is doing rather well for himself, is getting a piece of ass from a FINE looking lady, and most likely makes more in a day then you do all summer long picking cranberrys.

mappatazee · Post by **mappatazee** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:53 pm

i bet ur dick is really small

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:55 pm

YEAH TOTALLY DUDE LOLZ ROFL UR SO FUNNY TOO

Susvain · Post by **Susvain** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:56 pm

Aren't you Canadian map? Canadians have small penises.

Metranon · Post by **Metranon** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:03 pm

mappatazee
NT Veteran
Location: au Eugene

thanks for playing, " the no reading comprehension game". Tune in next week!

Susvain · Post by **Susvain** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:17 pm

I don't know where Au Eugene is :dunno:

KILL · Post by **KILL** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:20 pm

this thread makes me

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:22 pm

Phat rims y0

Susvain · Post by **Susvain** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:35 pm

rofl kill

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:37 pm

Kill masturbates to my pictures.

He's probably spent more hours looking at myself than I have.

Menlaan · Post by **Menlaan** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:37 pm

KILL wrote:this thread makes me

KILL ftw

Menlaan

KILL · Post by **KILL** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:39 pm

Harrison wrote:Kill masturbates to my pictures.

He's probably spent more hours looking at myself than I have.

oh man you got me!

so, yah.... got any more pics? :rofl:

Susvain · Post by **Susvain** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:40 pm

Harrison wrote:Kill masturbates to my pictures.

Man me too

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:41 pm