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Postby Gaazy » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:33 pm

hahahaha
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Postby Harrison » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:36 pm

I will happily watch humans fight other animals barehanded though.

Cougar vs Human $$$
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Postby Metranon » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:52 am

entirely not the point you fools. fighting animals is highly illegal, and almost always leads to other forms of crime. gambling, drug sales, etc...

like in the dipshit rednecks case, his neighbor goes from cock fighting to dog fighting. theres no difference, its animal cruelty.


so if I find 2 spiders in my bathroom closet and put them in a jar on my desk with no food, you're going to call the police? Clearly my friends will be calling me asking me to come over and bet on the spiders victory. Before long i'll be selling crack to little kids that want to come over and bet on my "spider death wrestling"
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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:58 am

Gaazy wrote:hell I might even go home this weekend and go to the next fight and bet 20 just for you, faggot


ha!

I just hope he doesn't find out about the underground cat juggling ring that I run.

"Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a god that would let this happen?"
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Postby Langston » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:32 am

Cry much?

Tuggan, take a fucking midol and cram a tampon up your ass.
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Postby Tuggan » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:50 am

OuchyFish wrote:
Gaazy wrote:hell I might even go home this weekend and go to the next fight and bet 20 just for you, faggot


ha!

I just hope he doesn't find out about the underground cat juggling ring that I run.

"Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a god that would let this happen?"



i dont like cats, so its ok to exploit and abuse them.

i guess im just out of touch with reality, i forget how funny it is to abuse animals. my mistake. :dunno:
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Postby Tikker » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:03 am

quit fagging up my thread Tuggan
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:08 am

Ah...tuggan what a paragon of virtue and self righteousness you are. You dont advocate animal fighting fine...but to call such a highly illegal crime, question do you consider child molestation a HIGHLY illegal crime or just illegal? Tell you what.. would anyone consider it bad if we say....threw Tuggan into the cockfighting ring at Gaazy's place and let him fight it out with the roosters? We might be able to kill 1 stoner with 2 birds.
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Postby Tuggan » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:12 am

yes kahart, im all for child molestation but against animal fighting. you fucking idiot.
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:14 am

As usually you missed the point while bending over the hooka.


Fucking stoned out hippy
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Postby 10sun » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:15 am

Guntaag Gorefeast wrote:
then some highschool girl who worked there came over and made me stop playing with the birds =\


You shouldnt have taken her shit. Let the bird take care of em all and let God sort em out~


I was thinking he should have moved the chain towards her face and let the budgie attack her too.
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Postby Tuggan » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:21 am

kaharthemad wrote:As usually you missed the point while bending over the hooka.


Fucking stoned out hippy


oh, you had a point? i had a difficult time getting through the mess you might consider a paragraph.

what was your point? animal fighting isnt a crime? youre an ex-cop, im pretty sure whatever bum fuck piece of shit city you worked in had some form of animal cruelty squad. even if it was 2 officers, or people that work for a humane society/animal shelter working with the police.
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Postby Trielelvan » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:26 am

Langston wrote:Tuggan, take a fucking midol and cram a tampon up your ass.
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Postby Tuggan » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:31 am

you people are disgusting, and pathetic.

fuckers like you are the reason dog fighting rings are so common, just turn a blind eye. fuckers like you are the reason people are attacked by animals, and are the first to cry about it without considering where or why these animals attack. theyre banning breeds because of assholes like you all.
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:09 am

my point is...that is not considered a high crime. Criminal yes but not a high crime by todays legislature.
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Postby Tuggan » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:18 am

it is in detroit, its a rather serious problem here.

not only because the animals, but the other crimes commited during these dog fights. gambling, drug trafficking, prostitution, gang violence, theft, etc... dog fights are a hotbed for crime. thus highly illegal, you get busted at one and youre in for some serious trouble with the law.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:53 am

Tuggan wrote:it is in detroit, its a rather serious problem here.

not only because the animals, but the other crimes commited during these dog fights. gambling, drug trafficking, prostitution, gang violence, theft, etc... dog fights are a hotbed for crime. thus highly illegal, you get busted at one and youre in for some serious trouble with the law.


You remind me of these bible beating bastards down here that refuse to vote for this state to have a lottery. "If you have a lottery, there will be casinos, and gambling, and corruption, and mafia, and prostitution, and drugs, and outlaws--btw don't forget to join us this friday night as we up the pot for CHURCH BINGO!!"

Do you honestly think dog/animal fighting makes the crime rate any worse? If it wasn't animal fights it would be some other stupid shit like spics jousting on bicycles.
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Postby Tikker » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:54 am

whoa

I'd pay to see people jousting on bicycles

that would kick ass
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:10 am

so do we need to move the dogfighting thing to Sports and leizure? or Entertainment?
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Postby Gaazy » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:15 am

Sports and Leiiiiizure
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Postby Jay » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:17 am

Who like's veal? Anyone? I especially like to make it from scratch and watch the calf suffer before I eat him.
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Postby Gaazy » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:20 am

i wonder what cat meat would taste like.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:35 am

My dad was slaughtering rabbits once and he read somewhere about a faster more humane method to put them out before he started cutting. He held them by their back legs and whacked the backs of their heads with a huge axe handle. Only problem was he missed and hit a little too high or something and the damn thing screamed a high pitch scream with blood literally shooting out of its nose like a hose as it kicked around frantically spraying anyone close by with blood.

After that he went back to the hand around the neck, yank the back legs method. What a fucked up day that was...
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Postby Tuggan » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:37 am

OuchyFish wrote:Do you honestly think dog/animal fighting makes the crime rate any worse?


Yes, it does raise the crime rate.

For one, the most obvious... its illegal to begin with. Illegal activities dont attract the greatest of people to your neighborhoods.

If you would like a personal example, Spazz's house was broken into and his pure bred pitbull bitch pup was stolen.
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Postby Tikker » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:40 am

people who own pitbulls deserve to have their houses broken into
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