I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfriend

mappatazee · Post by **mappatazee** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:41 pm

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thanks for playing, " the no reading comprehension game". Tune in next week!

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Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:43 pm

How was the sodomy?

Alam · Post by **Alam** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:45 pm

Your ass is about to be demoted back to the friend-zone post haste.

mappatazee · Post by **mappatazee** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:09 pm

Harrison wrote:How was the sodomy?

<i>Finawin expresses interest in sodomy</i>

Post by **Tossica** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:17 pm

haha Kill.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:20 pm

I know we dont know her like you know her, and she *might* even think it is cute as she gets it.
But

What happens when she tells her friends what she got. What about their obvious fake interest? What will she think? If she has low self esteem, she's going to be pushed into thinking that it wasnt such a cute gift after all, which it really isnt (imo).

Good luck though, have something else as back up though. Just in case. As stated before, something shiny!

mappatazee · Post by **mappatazee** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:25 pm

Oh man this thread is killing my brain right now - Finawin, you suck.

Ciladan · Post by **Ciladan** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:37 pm

I think you guys are taking this too seriously

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:15 am

aww hell i had something typed out but it's lost its novelty by now

whatever, hope it works dude

Maeya · Post by **Maeya** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:53 am

Alam wrote:Your ass is about to be demoted back to the friend-zone post haste.

Who was this directed at? Is this Finawin's girlfriend?

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:00 am

Darcler wrote:I know we dont know her like you know her, and she *might* even think it is cute as she gets it.
!

She might feel sorry for him and give him a sympathy fuck..it might be what he is shooting for subconsciously.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:33 pm

Darc is right, we are like racoons..... "will fuck for shiney things".

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:41 pm

I have a quarter collection. Give me some head.

Vincenti · Post by **Vincenti** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:53 pm

brinstar wrote: i will grant you that as a whole we are probably not the most well-adjusted cross-section of people around.

I found my new Sig

Aryylas · Post by **Aryylas** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:13 pm

I have a quarter collection. Give me some head.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:10 pm

Notice the racoon in Aryy's avatar? He is attesting to the shiny things get your dick sucked theory.

Skrum · Post by **Skrum** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:36 pm

how would a braclet of tiny mirrors go over with the racoons? I was just thinking, that would be damn shiney.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:55 pm

Give one to girl, see how much head you get. The reaction is probably the same.

Skrum · Post by **Skrum** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:10 pm

well I don't know any girls to give one to. Should I just walk up to one on the street?

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:51 pm

Of course, we are like racoons, we cannot resist shiney things!

Skrum · Post by **Skrum** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:53 pm

so how should I approach this? hand a girl the braclet and wait for the blowjob, hand the girl the braclet and unzip my pants, hand the girl the braclet and whip it out? This is a foreign subject to me.

KILL · Post by **KILL** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:53 pm

helicockter

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:19 pm

Whip it out and have the bracelet hanging from yer johnson.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:50 pm

OuchyFish wrote:Whip it out and have the bracelet hanging from yer johnson.

That's how it's done.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:58 pm

What was said above - adorn your knocker with it. She will have to play with the shiney thing before her.