I'm going to win the power ball today

araby · Post by **araby** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:06 pm

I'll take care of some of you. Probably arrange for an NT cruise or some bullshit...fuck all the guys, the hot girls and then fight the rest of the people. I'll bring plenty of good drugs for those of you that are interested. Then I'll set some of you up for life.

I'll do the same thing for my family and tell my job to go fuck themselves.

I'd become a dentist and create the most amazing office anyone's ever been in. I'll pay for my son's private school-his and my niece's lives will be set forever...my parents, my bf's parents, (he's going to own a studio/music store/record label company in which he hand-picks artists.) I think he'll buy the theater he works for and fire his boss.

I'll travel everywhere, France, England, Italy, Tokyo, all the tropicals, I'm going to go everywhere and see everything and I'm going to continue to live in the amazing two bedroom mini-house we just got, and pay them rent every month. My car, will be something old. a classic, chevelle or something.

anyway...just know, that some of you will will get lucky today because of me. you know who you are =)

Post by **DangerPaul** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:08 pm

Ashly wrote:I'll take care of some of you. Probably arrange for an NT cruise or some bullshit...fuck all the guys, the hot girls and then fight the rest of the people. I'll bring plenty of good drugs for those of you that are interested. Then I'll set some of you up for life.

Me first, forget sloppy seconds :dangerpaul:

araby · Post by **araby** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:08 pm

Then, I think...how will I receive my money? should I, take the lump sum of 350 million~ or so...or should I take the six million/year.

I mean fuck, it's six million dollars EVERY YEAR.

then again...it's a lot more at once, just in case I should die..right?

Post by **DangerPaul** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:08 pm

take the lump sum in case the lottery folds

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:09 pm

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:11 pm

I have been saying I was gonna win the lottery for a long time. First thing Im gonna do is hire a hit man to take out my inlaws. Or atleast hire someone to change my fucking name so they will never find me.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:20 pm

If I hit 300+ million, I'd build myself a mountain fortress. Complete with moat!

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:29 pm

Harrison wrote:If I hit 300+ million, I'd build myself a mountain fortress. Complete with the word Perfection embossed on the side of it.!

Fixt

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:33 pm

Even better!

Then the rest of you slugs can all know the truth of the matter while looking up to my fortress.

Then all of your women will leave you because I'll pay them 1million/yr for the rest of their lives to leave you for a random crack-addicted-hobo.

Then you'll go back to doing coke and crying by yourself daily.

Fixt.

araby · Post by **araby** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:40 pm

Post by **Arlos** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:41 pm

How do I get added to the "set up for life" list of NT personalities?

-Arlos

araby · Post by **araby** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:42 pm

we'll see after the cruise

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:46 pm

yeah fin...I got to worry about that. That would be about the same chance as Langston getting in touch with his sensitive side and setting up a Dear Abby hotline out of his house.

Minrott · Post by **Minrott** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:19 pm

They were saying on the news, the cash out figure was something like 160 million after tax. I wouldn't even know what to do with 160 million dollars. I'd end up giving 90% of it away probably.

araby · Post by **araby** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:22 pm

I don't think that anyone should be allowed to say "I wouldn't know what to do with 160 million dollars."

Diabolik · Post by **Diabolik** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:14 pm

DangerPaul wrote:take the lump sum in case the lottery folds

It's all good; all they do is put the amount from the lump sum into an annuity. But one with shitty returns.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:24 pm

I'd write my life off as set and start planning for my future generations. Prolly try and create an empire, make sure my bloodline remains wealthy like the Rockefellers or the Kennedys.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:47 pm

I would pay the bills off of everyone I knew. Oh, and buy a different car for evryday of the week. Buy a big house, and hire a maid named Maria so she can clean my house while I am out shopping.

Minrott · Post by **Minrott** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:19 am

I know what I'd do with a 10 million dollars. Start my own business, buy land and a house, take care of friends and family.

But 160+? That's just silly.

Metranon · Post by **Metranon** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:24 am

sharks with lasers on their heads, hello people...

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:24 am

Minrott wrote:I know what I'd do with a 10 million dollars. Start my own business, buy land and a house, take care of friends and family.

But 160+? That's just silly.

Start 16 businesses, buy 16 pieces of property to put 16 houses on, and trust me, after folks see you on Tv holding that oversized check, the friends and family part would be fixed. :rofl:

As for me, I'd build a house similar to Bill Gates only powered by Linux.

Oh yeah, and get Captain Insano his own tv show. :rofl:

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:25 am

oh i want my own tv show

it'll be about robots and tacos and space

Minrott · Post by **Minrott** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:27 am

No one would see me on TV. First thing I'd do is have my lawyer claim it for me. Anyway, there was a jackpot winner in Oregon.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:30 am

I can't play lottery because I live in one of the VERY few (2?) bumblefuck states that voted it down. Fuckin bible beaters.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:31 am

brinstar wrote:oh i want my own tv show

it'll be about robots and tacos and space

Will you watch cheesy movies? The worst--I can find--la-la-la

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