Well I guess I should have just left my password "boner

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:59 pm

instead of trying to change it. I bannedested myself like over a month ago and for some fucking reason the registration internads server is powered by clownshoes and won't godamn work. I was really hoping to come here with a fresh account with a nice trendy cools mccoolston name like "scroto mcfaggins" or something like that. Basically after the 1337 haX0rs got into the board I figured "holy mother of bats!", "boners" is probably not the strongest password on the planet and who knows what might happen and of course I used MSN's hotmail password strenf checker and "boners" came out as "weak". So I attempted to change it to "NADS6969" and BAM, fucking can't log in anymore because basically I forgot the email account that I signed up under this motherfucker like 50 years ago. I was actually really concerned about the password thing because you know those hackers have like mad Counterstryfe skeelz and can hack into anything and if they got my account they might:

1. defile my glorious name by posting useless drivel fueled by bad racial comedy

and/or

2. Use my HKEY_LocalUser_Internet admin privileges and boot the internet into DOS using a Windows Millenium boot disk and type

A:\format /intarweb /algore /U

God forbid the above scenario played out and I wasn't around to reboot the commadore 64's and the token ring switches... All that fantastisch gay nazi clown sheizer pr0n wouldn't be available to the masses.

what wooouuuuld we do?!

So if anyone would so fucking kindly send me a new password to:

captaininsano_1@hawtmale.com I mean captaininsano_1@hotmail.com

I would sincerely fucking appreciate it.

PS anyone hear about how GOD killed all those terrorists in Pakistan? Man first NOrleans and now Pakistan... All the heathens and criminals are doomed i sez! LOL Oh yah if you're black I'll trade you one debit card for 20 dollars in crack and a 40 oZ.

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:05 am

The above poster was Ralf btw...

Maeya · Post by **Maeya** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:09 am

Hi Ralf.

I said the same thing about that earthquake.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:11 am

RalfI sent a PM to the great a powerfull admins for you. Perhaps the admin gods will smile upon you and bless you with thier presence

either that or your fuxor~d

araby · Post by **araby** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:52 pm

I watched an informative documentary last night on ETV on Frontline concerning the war, the terrorists, g-bay, torture, etc.

I'm sure everyone would disagree, but that is okay with me, but all I could think of while watching the footage was that it looked like the Jewish holocaust and it was weird hearing them read the descriptions of the torture they were allowed to use.

sorry, just realized I was posting all of this in here but now i'm not deleting it...so sorry.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:19 pm

This thread confuses the shit out of me, but I have been meaning to stick this story in somewhere-might as well put this rambling shit here:

In one of the interrogations of an Iraqi who supposedly was "plotting against" Saddam, his wife and infant kid were brought in the room where he was being tortured and the infant was thrown hard enough against the wall to make its brains splatter right in front of the guy. Of course the wife got more dicks through her than Jenna Jameson's whole career too, but she lived.

I don't care what lie got us into Iraq, I'm just glad we eventually got there. I just wish he could be made to suffer.

KILL · Post by **KILL** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:53 pm

well since you are using that story to justify the loss of thousands of american soldiers, god only knows how many iraqi civilians now [including babies], hundreds of billions of tax dollars and the erosion of the rest of the planets opinion about the US and its citizens, i sure hope the source of your sad story is more credible than the one of the kuwati "nurse" who testified before congress.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:13 am

As for the source, it was someone speaking during one of them gazillion history of Saddam Hussein shows out there on History Channel, etc. I don't know if it's true or not but these fuckers saw heads off so it doesn't sound too far flung.

As for the soldiers dying, it's a terrible loss, but so were the losses we suffered in WWII. Should we have avoided THAT too?

As for the tax dollars, it's quite fine with me. In fact, feel free to raise my taxes 20 more % if it means showing the world that the U.S. will come run your dictator ass out of a palace and into a spiderhole. (Civilians die in war, ask France and Germany, and especially Japan for instance.) The tax dollars weren't going to do me any good anyways. If not to the war, it probably would have gone to some senators pork soup.

As for planet's opinion, fuck them right up their asses. Got news for ya man, they fucking hated us already. Where the hell have you been?

I honestly hope we go after North Korea and/or Iran before W's reign is up. Those countries need an asswhipping Roy D. Mercer style.

:rofl:

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:23 am

newsflash we joined ww2 because we were attacked

i don't disagree that hussein needed to go down, but "they might attack us in the future" is not a good reason to start a war

shit china might attack us in the future, we should invade them now so they can't

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:35 am

brinstar wrote:newsflash we joined ww2 because we were attacked

Germany attacked us? I'll be damned!

i don't disagree that hussein needed to go down, but "they might attack us in the future" is not a good reason to start a war

I agree. Weak reason. All he had to do was dress a bunch of folks as iraqis and have them declare war on us over a live webcam. Probably would have been as plausible.

shit china might attack us in the future, we should invade them now so they can't

They'd zerg the shit out of us. :rofl:

Post by **Arlos** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:27 am

Germany attacked us?

Actually, Germany and Italy both declared war on the US first. FDR was actually really worried at the time as to whether or not he'd have the political backing to go to war with Germany along with Japan. That got neatly solved when Germany declared war first. Several historians have stated that declaring war against the US might well have been one of Hitler's biggest mistakes of the war, period.

-Arlos

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:39 am

Hey guys I'm still banned.

I got an email from a Mr. Scott Preston Esquire the IIIrd with a new password and it didn't work. I tried it like 5 times.

I got all excited about logging back on NT again and then my hopes and dreams were shattered like a bottle of Drakar thrown fiercely at a strippers head.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:03 am

arlos wrote:
Germany attacked us?

Actually, Germany and Italy both declared war on the US first. FDR was actually really worried at the time as to whether or not he'd have the political backing to go to war with Germany along with Japan. That got neatly solved when Germany declared war first. Several historians have stated that declaring war against the US might well have been one of Hitler's biggest mistakes of the war, period.

-Arlos

Well golly gee that sounds a little like Iraq, now, doesn't it?

Post by **Arlos** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:09 am

Nope. Show me where Iraq either attacked the US (that'd be hard, since they didn't), or where they formally declared war against us. Nope, they didn't do that either.

So, gosh, hrm, no, the way the US entry into WW2 unfolded sounds nothing whatsoever like how we got into Iraq. (which excuse is it this week?)

Oh, and remember when before the war when Wolfowitz and other administration officials were promising that the war would cost taxpayers nothing, or at most about 10 billion dollars? We're up to what, 600 billion and climing at this point? Great planning skills there, yessireebob!

-Arlos

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:11 am

I take the leader of a country offering rewards for killing Americans as a declaration of war. Bleeding heart liberals need more, I guess. =)

Regardless, if you think Saddam had absolutely no ties to any terrorism in this world you are fooling yourself. This topic has been played out to the hilt and all the liberals want to cry and scream about how mean ol Georgy went and did this and did that well here's a news flash for you:

He got re-elected. You know what that means? That means more voters in this country didn't have a problem with that. So you, and the rest of the "omfg every single thing W does I am going to attack and fight to the last man because I am so mad that my bleeding heart liberal ideals are going the way of the dodo" crowd can put it in their pipe and shmokkkeeee it.

I'm done with this topic, if you want to go cut and paste 300 michael moore type articles and play it all out again, go for it. Maybe you can invent a time machine and try to convince people of your views and get another democrat in office that sits back and gets blowjobs while the country gets its ass kicked all over the world with no repercussions..

KILL · Post by **KILL** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:36 am

so far the only person fooling himself in this thread is you.

Ciladan · Post by **Ciladan** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:41 am

OuchyFish wrote:
brinstar wrote:newsflash we joined ww2 because we were attacked

Germany attacked us? I'll be damned!

I might be mixed up in my history but didn't the US go to war because Japan (allied with Germany in the war) attacked Pearl Harbor?

Did Hitler declare war right after the incident? Or did the US?

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:49 am

Hitler celebrated it, but I don't recall a formal declaration before ours. I'm sure someone knows, the exact dates escape me at the moment however.