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by **The Kizzy** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:40 pm

So as part of my job, I get to call lenders everyday to see what the status is of loans for the homes that my office sells. I have a great rapport with alot of them, and have been known to go out drinking or partying with some of them. I used to do what they do. Anyway. Today, the cutest loan officer we deal with tells me that he thinks of me as a sister. So, when he says that I'm thinking to myself, "Damn, I don't want this guy to think of me as his sister, I would love to do him, but I guess that is an okay start" and then he says "My older sister, who I want to drag out into the drive way and pelt rocks at her head" I am so crushed. Bastard.

by **Susvain** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:43 pm

by **Tikker** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:49 pm

raport, btw

by **Tikker** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:50 pm

and when I say raport, i secretly mean rapport

by **10sun** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:51 pm

My loan officer got me tickets to the OSU Michigan game in November... I don't give a shit, so I gave them to a coworker =\

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:52 pm

If you don't get those back, and give them to me, I will be crushed yet again.

by **xaoshaen** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:53 pm

pelt rocks at her head

If he actually used that phrase, I don't think you're missing much.

by **Jennay** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:48 pm

OMg I read this and am so tired that I misread it as something about having a sister who's a drag queen, not drag out into someplace.. I'm tired, sorry.

by **Aatrex** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:13 pm

You dick atensen. I would have used

by **Captain Insano** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:49 pm

The Kizzy wrote:So as part of my job, I get to call lenders everyday to see what the status is of loans for the homes that my office sells. I have a great rapport with alot of them, and have been known to go out drinking or partying with some of them. I used to do what they do. Anyway. Today, the cutest loan officer we deal with tells me that he thinks of me as a sister. So, when he says that I'm thinking to myself, "Damn, I don't want this guy to think of me as his sister, I would love to do him, but I guess that is an okay start" and then he says "My older sister, who I want to drag out into the drive way and pelt rocks at her head" I am so crushed. Bastard.

I guarantee you 100 percent.. Next time he says anything to you respond with: "Nice shoes... wanna fuck?".

Then when he laughs say: "No... seriously".

You'll bone for sure.

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:03 pm

I'm gonna try that one, thanks for the idea.

by **Captain Insano** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:13 am

It probably would only work on hmmm 2 of every 10 San Diego girls, but in reverse I'm sure its a clincher 99 percent of the time.

by **liquidstayce** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:00 am

lmao.. I think we need a scientific study done. Kiz - Let us know how it goes. It is good to be single - eh? Whore it up!!!!

I'm getting lots more attention and compliments every where I go these days from strangers and people I know since I lost weight. It is nice. For the people I know it is strictly platonic and sisterly like of course!! They all know I am very happily married. =)

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:10 am

kizzy when u play eq again i wanna ask some advice...oh and play with your boobs

by **Minrott** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:36 am

In college on drunk girls, around 1-2am "wanna fuck" worked 4 out of 15 times for me. I got hit a couple times too, but all in a days work.

by **Ouchyfish** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:54 am

Minrott wrote:In college on drunk girls, around 1-2am "wanna fuck" worked 4 out of 15 times for me. I got hit a couple times too, but all in a days work.

hahaha

by **Captain Insano** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:32 pm

liquidstayce wrote:lmao.. I think we need a scientific study done. Kiz - Let us know how it goes. It is good to be single - eh? Whore it up!!!!

I'm getting lots more attention and compliments every where I go these days from strangers and people I know since I lost weight. It is nice. For the people I know it is strictly platonic and sisterly like of course!! They all know I am very happily married. =)

I've been getting alot more comments since I started leaving my pants slightly unzipped and showing a little mushroom now and again.

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