Weekend Joke...

Post by **Lyion** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:40 pm

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:03 pm