I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfriend

Samboa · Post by **Samboa** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:32 pm

Harrison, is that the only thing you're getting her?. . .

Metranon · Post by **Metranon** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:13 pm

Harrison wrote:No, I don't lie to people beneath me. People I don't know in-person, are automatically beneath me.

so by this logic, the only people deserving of honesty are strangers?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:33 pm

So, how did it go. I'm curious now.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:48 pm

before we hear the triumphant seal-like barks in the trademark monosyllabic third-grade speech of our resident retard proclaiming his "victory" over those who laughed off his peabrained cheeseball scheme as the monumental joke that it is, i would just like to iterate that success in his shortbus mission is in no way indicative of any sort of error on the parts of the participants of this thread, but rather an affirmation of the notion that the tragic target of this Precious Moments sapfest is indeed every bit as slow-witted and attention-starved as her suitor. as intelligent and productive members of society, our last remaining solace shall be that the pairing-up of these two spectacularly mongoloid mutants will prevent their malformed genetic code from mucking up the gene pool-- and that any offspring that should seep forth from their loins carry great potential for providing specimens for mapping out heretofore unheard-of depths of idiocy.

that said, if your scheme worked, congratulations and i hope you two are happy together

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:52 pm

holy shit, i havent laughed that hard at the tavern in quite awhile. thank you brinstar.

Susvain · Post by **Susvain** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:52 pm

most he will get is brains, my prediction

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:17 pm

brinstar wrote:before we hear the triumphant seal-like barks in the trademark monosyllabic third-grade speech of our resident retard proclaiming his "victory" over those who laughed off his peabrained cheeseball scheme as the monumental joke that it is, i would just like to iterate that success in his shortbus mission is in no way indicative of any sort of error on the parts of the participants of this thread, but rather an affirmation of the notion that the tragic target of this Precious Moments sapfest is indeed every bit as slow-witted and attention-starved as her suitor. as intelligent and productive members of society, our last remaining solace shall be that the pairing-up of these two spectacularly mongoloid mutants will prevent their malformed genetic code from mucking up the gene pool-- and that any offspring that should seep forth from their loins carry great potential for providing specimens for mapping out heretofore unheard-of depths of idiocy.

that said, if your scheme worked, congratulations and i hope you two are happy together

God damn, King Kong!

:rofl:

Minrott · Post by **Minrott** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:02 pm

holy run on sentence. Funny though. loins, hehe.

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:22 pm

OH damn, sharon stowned.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:46 pm

That whole spewl reminded me of Jon Stewart.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:11 pm

Haven't had the time away from her long enough to get this part for her. I've been with her 24/7 pretty much with very short periods of coming home for clothes.

My job is less than 3 blocks from her house, so I go there after I get out.

I'll update my ownage of you tards when I get the chance and/or feel like it. No internet at her place...

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:13 pm

Did ya take a pic of this flea market gift?

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:44 pm

Harrison wrote:my ownage of you tards

no such thing, see above

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:00 pm

Harrison wrote:No internet at her place...

You mean with all of that "phat cash" you make you can't get her internet access?

:eyecrazy:

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:14 pm

Right now? No...

I just got my own place, months ahead of schedule. Furniture alone is going to kill me.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:58 pm

Hello garage sales

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:04 pm

The Kizzy wrote:Hello garage sales

Internet-30 bucks
Computer- 500 bucks

Keeping your girlfriend from seeing how badly people mock you----Priceless

:wink:

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:50 am

Harrison wrote:My job is less than 3 blocks from her house, so I go there after I get out.

Im sure a spattering of axle grease and cranberries is a big turn on for her.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:03 am

Harrison wrote:I'll update my ownage of you tards when I get the chance and/or feel like it. No internet at her place...

I shivered reading this.

Are we POSITIVE it wasn't Lumpy acting as Mindia before? Claims of ownage where no ownage exists... that's all too familiar.

leah · Post by **leah** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:07 am

brinstar wrote:before we hear the triumphant seal-like barks in the trademark monosyllabic third-grade speech of our resident retard proclaiming his "victory" over those who laughed off his peabrained cheeseball scheme as the monumental joke that it is, i would just like to iterate that success in his shortbus mission is in no way indicative of any sort of error on the parts of the participants of this thread, but rather an affirmation of the notion that the tragic target of this Precious Moments sapfest is indeed every bit as slow-witted and attention-starved as her suitor. as intelligent and productive members of society, our last remaining solace shall be that the pairing-up of these two spectacularly mongoloid mutants will prevent their malformed genetic code from mucking up the gene pool-- and that any offspring that should seep forth from their loins carry great potential for providing specimens for mapping out heretofore unheard-of depths of idiocy.

that said, if your scheme worked, congratulations and i hope you two are happy together

that was brilliance. highlighted are the parts which caused me to literally lol. thank you for that, brother of mine.

Jirig · Post by **Jirig** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:09 am

brinstar wrote:before we hear the triumphant seal-like barks in the trademark monosyllabic third-grade speech of our resident retard proclaiming his "victory" over those who laughed off his peabrained cheeseball scheme as the monumental joke that it is, i would just like to iterate that success in his shortbus mission is in no way indicative of any sort of error on the parts of the participants of this thread, but rather an affirmation of the notion that the tragic target of this Precious Moments sapfest is indeed every bit as slow-witted and attention-starved as her suitor. as intelligent and productive members of society, our last remaining solace shall be that the pairing-up of these two spectacularly mongoloid mutants will prevent their malformed genetic code from mucking up the gene pool-- and that any offspring that should seep forth from their loins carry great potential for providing specimens for mapping out heretofore unheard-of depths of idiocy.

that said, if your scheme worked, congratulations and i hope you two are happy together

That's a veritable cornucopia of ownage right there. @@

Post by **Martrae** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:29 am

Needs capitalization and proper grammar!

Just filling in for Harrison.....

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:36 am

Harrison wrote:Haven't had the time away from her long enough to get this part for her. I've been with her 24/7 pretty much with very short periods of coming home for clothes.

My job is less than 3 blocks from her house, so I go there after I get out.

I'll update my ownage of you tards when I get the chance and/or feel like it. No internet at her place...

Harrison wrote:I win

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:07 am

So uh, I thought you were with her during her all night party? yet somehow you posted just after midnight on Saturday evening? Something just doesn't smell right here.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:48 am

She was at her parent's restaurant shortly closing the place up. I was already drunk by the time that post was made. She got me after doing so.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:49 am

So you still don't have a driver's license?