I brought homemade Chicken noodle soup, and a big salad with eggs and tomatoes and romaine lettuce and chicken with tomato vinagrette dressing. I'm so hungry
Zanchief wrote:
Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Friend was here from out of town, and I BBQed 2 steaks, 2 ears of corn, and grilled onions with garlic to put on said steaks for our lunch today. I do believe that lunch met acceptible standards.
Sigh... I'm dropping below my bodies natural bodyfat/weight percentage which makes me hungry pretty much constantly... The side effect is getting ripped and looking segzy, but I do like eating things that aren't so healthy for me... like and entire side of ribs with macaroni and cheese and coleslaw and jalapeno poppers to start. fuck.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
I had 14 oz rack of lamb with garlic mashed potatoes, 3 Bass ales, and a glass of water.
My client had a 12 oz filet with asparagus, holandaise sauce, and 2 Bass ales.
My loan officer had 12 oz filet with garlic mashed potatoes, holandaise sauce, and an iced tea.
We all went through like 4 pretzel breads apiece as well.
The object of life is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to come screaching in to the grave sidelong in a beatup wreck of a body, loudly proclaiming "WOW What a ride!"
He still hasnt made his way to the internets yet. He set up a new box and is making sure it works....I want him to read this, though I think he only reads the CA, Tech and WoW forums. Maybe I should post this under the tech section?
Subject: Help, my computer is making a funny noise!
Body: BECAUSE IT WANTS TO GO TO APPLEBEE'S *hint*
Why did you become hateful toward me overnight. Please stop
He wont go grocery shopping with me either so we have no food. So even if I were to get off my lazy ass, I'd still have no food to cook him. ANNNNNNND, while he is at work, I am sleeping. He works overnights. So there!
Darcler wrote:Why did you become hateful toward me overnight. Please stop
He wont go grocery shopping with me either so we have no food. So even if I were to get off my lazy ass, I'd still have no food to cook him. ANNNNNNND, while he is at work, I am sleeping. He works overnights. So there!
He padlocks the door so you can't go shopping?! You could be buying him Manwich and Digorno pizzas right now but you're posting on NT. *whip* get to it.
Social anxiety. I cant go by myself.
Excuses excuses.
Besides that, I hate going shopping without him because, though he claims he isnt, he is a very picky eater. I dont like buying something, thinking he will eat it, only to find it in the pantry a month later.
So I buy bread and lunch meat when I go to my moms on Sunday and he can buy his noodles and junk on the way home from work, as he has done the past couple of weeks.