I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfriend

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:05 pm

OuchyFish wrote:No

How do you figure? The only way you could get e coli from a waffle is if the cook didn't wash his hands after wiping his ass and got poop on his fingers and then transferred the poop into the delicious waffle batter and I ate it and contracted e coli. Which could happen in any restaurant in the world if the cook is an unhygenic freak.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:06 pm

Spacewoman Spiff wrote:
OuchyFish wrote:No

How do you figure? The only way you could get e coli from a waffle is if the cook didn't wash his hands after wiping his ass and got poop on his fingers and then transferred the poop into the delicious waffle batter and I ate it and contracted e coli. Which could happen in any restaurant in the world if the cook is an unhygenic freak.

You do understand that they make more than just waffles, right?

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:07 pm

The Waffle House of my imagination doesn't. All waffles, all the time.

Fuck making anything else. You want something that isn't a waffle, go to Shari's.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:08 pm

they make yummy hash browns with tomatoes and cheese

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:09 pm

You want hash browns with tomatoes and cheese? Go to Hash Brown House.

Stupid misleading restaurant names...

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:14 pm

http://www.pimpdaddywelfare.com/music/mp3s/(Pimp%20Daddy%20Welfare)%20-%20Waffle%20Whore%20House.mp3

I miss Phil =(

Thanks,
Adam

Menlaan · Post by **Menlaan** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:46 pm

So, Harrison, did you chicken out?

Menlaan

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:51 pm

I accidentaly clicked page one, read the initial post and lolzed all over again. Priceless.

Susvain · Post by **Susvain** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:00 pm

So Fina did you get some or what dude

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:50 am

Susvain wrote:So Fina did you get some or what dude

Please...the only way that boy is gonna get laid is if he crawls up a chicken's ass ass and waits.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:44 am

Spliffs · Post by **Spliffs** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:40 am

Good job Fin, while you're sappiness disgusts me, you aren't trying to get into my pants. (Which requires little to no effort anyway)

So I keep hearing references to your virginity, have you had sex with this girl yet Fin? Ever? please?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:27 am

He said in another thread that she loved it and I'm not saying he's lying but I think he might have handed her the ipod first, then had the frame wrapped in hundred dollar bills after she was already super happy then handed her the stupid gift. Just my guess.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:46 am

My guess

Post by **Tossica** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:28 pm

Haha. This thread was funny.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:28 am

what happened? it's too long to read

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:31 am

Gargamellow wrote:what happened? it's too long to read

Just read the first post of the thread from Harrison and knowing NT, you can figure out the rest from there.

Post by **Tossica** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:21 pm

Harrison wrote:Materials:

1. Nice picture frame, 8x12'ish
2. Scanner/copier/printer etc.
3. Dictionary or Thesaurus

Print out/blow up/copy the definition for Perfection to fit the frame fully.

Give it to her and tell her it's a mirror so she can see what you see when you look at her.

It came to me last night at her house. I am a fucking genius. Feel free to blatantly steal my idea and use it for pussy.

Laff.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:00 am

was this really two years ago? time flies ;\

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:08 pm

A point in time of my life I would rather have been dead than remember. :bigfuckingthumb:

I hope you and your man-bitch girlfriend get AIDS and die in a fire.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:18 am

oh lighten up and have a laugh ;\

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:39 am

Harrison wrote:I have successfully categorized you all into the retard section of the population.

You are just under those that wrangle carts at supermarkets.

Keep "owning" me though, I can look back on this after her birthday and laugh at all of your "educated" opinions on someone *I* know better than anyone.

You guys are flat-out pathetic, it's humerous at least to read this when I come home now and then...

I expect more "ownage" tomorrow or the day after.

tee hee

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:09 pm

Tikker wrote:
Harrison wrote:I have successfully categorized you all into the retard section of the population.

You are just under those that wrangle carts at supermarkets.

Keep "owning" me though, I can look back on this after her birthday and laugh at all of your "educated" opinions on someone *I* know better than anyone.

You guys are flat-out pathetic, it's humerous at least to read this when I come home now and then...

I expect more "ownage" tomorrow or the day after.

tee hee

lol

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