Taking bets on what I have now

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:26 pm

Well, headache and chest pains returned, looks like it's off to the E.R. I go!

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:30 pm

Next time chew the HoHo before you swallow it.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:14 am

Langston wrote:Next time chew the HoHo before you swallow it.

WTF man...he has chest pains so he stops by NT to write about it first? "The doctors say he would have made it, ma'am, had he came to the hospital sooner and not went to the PC first."

Keeerist...hahaha

Metranon · Post by **Metranon** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:54 am

this is all just a ruse to disguise the fact your girlfriend hated your stupid birthday gift

i'll believe it when i see the obituary

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:24 am

Lyme disease is not cool man, I would be sure to be tested for it where you live in a really grassy wooded area. I remember how fucking miserable Eddie was when he came down with it.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:29 am

I'm sure Lumpy doesn't have Lyme disease. It's more than likely a clogged colon from having his shit pushed in one too many times.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:42 am

Zanchief wrote:Scurvy

Actually bud your not too far off, it could be. Get some greens. shipmates disease is not a fun sickness.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:56 am

I thought shiopmates disease was a bleeding anus from rough forced anal.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:57 am

The Kizzy wrote:I thought shipmates disease was a bleeding anus from rough forced anal.

Beats me. I was too busy causing blunt force trauma to the vaginas.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:52 pm

Langston wrote:I'm sure Lumpy doesn't have Lyme disease. It's more than likely a clogged colon from having his shit pushed in one too many times.

The Kizzy wrote:I thought shiopmates disease was a bleeding anus from rough forced anal.

hello?

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:53 pm

Sorry sir, you have a case of the gays.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:18 pm

man this thread is going great.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:20 pm

I bet the real reason he's in the ER is because his girlfriend beat the shit out of him with that lame present he gave her for her birthday.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:23 pm

HAHAHA

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:35 pm

I'm on painkillers so typing isn't easy.

Viral infection, they're not sure what it is yet. If the blood tests come back inconclusive I need to get a spinal tap.

Vicodin is awesome, almost makes me not give a shit.

Whatever this is, it's kicking my ass and my body isn't winning.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:37 pm

Yep, definately flaming homofag

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:43 pm

In your dreams sweetheart, I'm taken.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:08 pm

Harrison wrote:In your dreams sweetheart, I'm taken.

Congratulations! What's his name?

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:12 pm

Need a new insult, cocksheath.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:13 pm

Langston wrote:
Harrison wrote:In your dreams sweetheart, I'm taken.

Congratulations! What's his name?

Pete "The Pamper" Jennings

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:13 pm

Calling other people faggoty names doesn't change the fact that you're the one with the backed up intestine from having your ass pounded by your 'girl'friend.

Keep trying though. We'll give you points for effort.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:14 pm

OuchyFish wrote:Pete "The Pamper" Jennings

That's not lumpy. Lumpy doesn't wear glasses.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:16 pm

Fixed

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:17 pm

ahhh... score 1 for j00~

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:54 pm

Spinals arent that bad :ugh: