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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:47 pm

Childbirthing pains is retribution for the sassy mouth most women have.
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Postby Harrison » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:13 am

Ginzburgh wrote:
Rash that developed across my midsection and part of my chest (dots, not itchy, painful or raised)


You're allergic to opiates. Just stick to drinking and weed.


I only had a few drinks.

I am on an opiate now.

I am prescribed it for my pain.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:47 am

captain_insano wrote:Childbirthing pains is retribution for the sassy mouth most women have.


It's true :(
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Postby kaharthemad » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:32 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote: Besides - if you have a tattoo on your lower back,


Around here we call those ALP's.


ALP=Alabama License Plate
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Postby Langston » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:34 am

kaharthemad wrote:
AdivinaDarkfyre wrote: Besides - if you have a tattoo on your lower back,


Around here we call those ALP's.


ALP=Alabama License Plate


LOL - too true.

Nothing says "LOW RENT!" like a lame lower back tattoo.
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Postby Maeya » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:19 am

BUDGET!
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Postby 10sun » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:23 am

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