I think I am lactose intolerant and getting worse.

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I think I am lactose intolerant and getting worse.

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So I had two glasses of skim milk last night at about 8pm eating dinner with my little sisters. About 2.5 hours later my ass just exploded...

Is being lactose intolerant something that could get worse with age? I generally don't drink milk at all, those were my first glasses of milk in like 3 months.

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yes intolerance can build up over time. to check if this is the case take a lactaid before hand. if your 'ass explodes' afterwards then it could be something else.

Also check to make sure the milk isnt bad. I would reccomend buying a couple small personal size and try that.
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all humans become more lactose intolerant as they age....

I am too.... I get heinous garbage dump/vomit/egg farts when I chow down on some dairy
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    If I got egg farts from dairy I would drink 4 gallons of milk per day.

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    Re: I think I am lactose intolerant and getting worse.

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    10sun wrote:So I had two glasses of skim milk last night at about 8pm eating dinner with my little sisters. About 2.5 hours later my ass just exploded...

    Is being lactose intolerant something that could get worse with age? I generally don't drink milk at all, those were my first glasses of milk in like 3 months.

    Help?


    happens to everyone I think... I'm that way and most of my friends are too...

    The only thing is the thought of drinking actual milk makes me want to gag now... I used to love the stuff when I was little, but now I fucking hate it.

    I'm surprised your taste for dairy hasn't lessened from the colon trauma.
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    Oh man, I love milk.
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    I bet Darcler could clear an auditorium.
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    My dairy farts kill cancer.
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    heh, i used to drink milk all the time, but now... shit I have a bowl of cereal i'm on the john in 20 minutes or less. Lactaid pills don't do shit for me, I've popped 6 of them 30 minutes or whatever before having a meal with milk in it... it prolonged my time span to 30 minutes before it all comes out.

    I'm wondering if there is something else in it though, because I could eat some pizza and just get some bad gas... and sometimes no effect to me at all. Some times I can eat a little ice cream and I'm good for 3 hours, while other times it's insanely gross and I have 15 minutes before the bomb blows.... so I don't know.
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    I hate milk anyway, no big loss for me. It just tastes gross to me, unless I am having it in cereal, fuck milk.
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    I shit on all of you.
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    i don't care how lactose intolerant i get as i age

    i'm still going to eat ice cream whenever the fuck i want
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    You might need a colostamy bag to go with your oreas and cream. PS I can't spell kolostimy.
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    think colon stimulation

    and then speed it up.
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    Post by Vincenti »

    The world must have really sucked before Oreos and milk, and ice cream, and cheese, and all the other wonderful dairy products.

    Like Brin, I will eat cheese until I die, all kinds of cheese, as much as possible.
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    Post by Goose_Man »

    I drank a glass of skim milk yesterday because its good for me.

    My ass did not explodededd

    that is all
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    Colostomy you were close.
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