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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:48 am

to be the judge at a Hogging contest. Glad I wasn't asked to be a participant!!!!!

I am holding $500 in my pocket, I should go and spend it to teach these boys a lesson.

Maybe I will post some of the pics they bring back if I can get my scanner working.
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Postby Martrae » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:48 am

WTF is a Hogging contest?
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Postby 10sun » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:49 am

You got me and I live in Ohio too...
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:52 am

5 guys pitched in 100 bucks, and they are going to go see who can get the ugly girls into the sack. Whoever gets the ugliest, gets the money. Last time, the winner bagged a 400 pound grandma.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:53 am

When I was in the Navy, Hogging was when it was getting around 2-3am and still no hookup---the fat bitches were now in contention, therefore you were now "Hogging".
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Postby kaharthemad » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:58 am

OuchyFish wrote:When I was in the Navy, Hogging was when it was getting around 2-3am and still no hookup---the fat bitches were now in contention, therefore you were now "Hogging".

yeah thats hoggin


I remember my Buddy kKurt Hill coming back with a pair of used pantys about the size of a 1 man pup tent. Was made by "Che` Omar Tent Maker".
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Postby Goose_Man » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:27 am

Thats fucking sad.
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Postby Sithos » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:03 am

We used to call it Pick a Pig night!
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Postby Jay » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:11 am

I think Tacks is the winner and still undisputed world champion of hogging. =P
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:21 am

You could make that arguement.
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Postby Tacks » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:25 am

not anymore, i think I more than overcame my past mistakes
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:27 am

Feeling is mutual, ;)
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Postby Tacks » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:31 am

It's not always about you Kizzy, ohmy~
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Postby Tacks » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:31 am

Unless of course you put yourself into that category, which is amusing to say the least.
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:32 am

the comment you made was directed at a comment made about me, how could it not be about me? noob.
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Postby Tacks » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:36 am

If you assume (correctly or incorrectly) that statement was made at you then ok. That doesn't mean mine was or wasn't, thanks~
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:47 am

ok.
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:47 am

Tacks wrote:Unless of course you put yourself into that category, which is amusing to say the least.


I already admitted that I was fat and greasy, what more do you want?
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Postby Jay » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:06 pm

Maybe I know Tacks irl and I know of some other girls he's dated. It's possible.
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:16 pm

Yes, it's possible. I took into consideration that you love to poke fun at my expense, and this was just another one of those. I could be wrong. It does happen.
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Postby brinstar » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:04 pm

JESUS CHRIST WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Postby Tacks » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:12 pm

Are you that young lad third from the left sir?
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Postby brinstar » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:13 pm

no i'm third from the right
compost the rich
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Postby Tacks » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:23 pm

the guy 3rd (tres in spanish) from the left is hotter
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:24 pm

Brinstar is in the middle of a geek sandwich. He is the meat geek.
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