resident evil 4 sucks

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:40 am

you wanna know how much it sucks here's how much it sucks i killed some dude in a house who was swinging an axe at me and then i jumped out his upstairs window like i was a fuckin ninja or something and then i waxed three hillbillies in the dude's yard and then i followed a trail and went through a door (who the fuck puts a door on a trail i mean yeah okay a gate maybe but like a fuckin door ?!?!?!) so then i get into this town and i think oh look hillbillies swearing in spanish let's wax em and shoot their chickens so i blast em all but they get back up and kill me what the fuck so i try again and i try to sneak around past em but one old bitch in a dress sees me and throws a scythe at me so they all come after me and i run up a hill to another door (lol) and it's locked so they eat me in a house dudes don't buy this game it sucks okay

and now here's the same review in a different color:

you wanna know how much it sucks here's how much it sucks i killed some dude in a house who was swinging an axe at me and then i jumped out his upstairs window like i was a fuckin ninja or something and then i waxed three hillbillies in the dude's yard and then i followed a trail and went through a door (who the fuck puts a door on a trail i mean yeah okay a gate maybe but like a fuckin door ?!?!?!) so then i get into this town and i think oh look hillbillies swearing in spanish let's wax em and shoot their chickens so i blast em all but they get back up and kill me what the fuck so i try again and i try to sneak around past em but one old bitch in a dress sees me and throws a scythe at me so they all come after me and i run up a hill to another door (lol) and it's locked so they eat me in a house dudes don't buy this game it sucks okay

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:42 am

also the currency in this game is not dollars or pounds or yen or marks

it's peas

peas

xKALECx · Post by **xKALECx** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:30 am

I thought the first 4-5 areas of that game were by far the hardest. Get some quality guns and it becomes cake.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:28 am

The fucking zombies throw shit now?

God damn, used to just have to worry about them puking on you.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:12 pm

Yeah, RE 4 is fucking hectic LOL