One of the brazilian toys my son is getting for Xmas (NWS!)

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One of the brazilian toys my son is getting for Xmas (NWS!)

Postby Captain Insano » Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:50 pm

oh jesus if there was a real santa I would ask for this:

(and shutup brin* she doesn't have a man face!)

<img src="http://spacepiratesfromhell.net/Picture3.jpg">


<img src="http://spacepiratesfromhell.net/Picture4.jpg">


<img src="http://spacepiratesfromhell.net/Picture5.jpg">


<img src="http://spacepiratesfromhell.net/Picture1.jpg">


<img src="http://spacepiratesfromhell.net/Picture2.jpg">


aaaand here is the entire powerpoint of this lovely vixen...
http://spacepiratesfromhell.net/Brazileira.pps
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Postby araby » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:03 pm

DAMNATION!
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Postby Minrott » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:31 pm

Isn't that Veronika Zemanova? She's not brazillian but some kind of dirty slav. Hot as hell though for true.
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Postby Vincenti » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:51 pm

You know Brazil breeds some nice womens, must make a point of heading that way some day.


what a spankably firm bottum
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Postby Jay » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:59 pm

:boobs: :eek2:
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Postby Adivina » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:30 pm

You leave us Slavik women be thank you Minrott~
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:30 pm

She's hot. For True. But her pussy looks infected. Its all red and puffy. I could be worng, I have never looked at a pussy head on.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:59 pm

The Kizzy wrote:I have never looked at a pussy head on.


Taxx was that unbearable?

zing!

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Postby Darcler » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:43 pm

Just say no to Scrunchies!
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Postby Arlos » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:04 am

Yes, it is Veronica Zemanova, and she's most assuredly NOT brazilian.

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Postby leah » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:12 am

she has HUGE nipples, good grief!

and i'm with the just-say-no-to-scrunchies sentiment lol
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:01 am

The Kizzy wrote:She's hot. For True. But her pussy looks infected. Its all red and puffy. I could be worng, I have never looked at a pussy head on.



Its beaver burn plain and simple. She got it while sunbathing naked.

This is work safe...My boss came by and took a look. He smiled and ask me to get her in for a interview for the frontdesk position.
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Postby Minrott » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:55 am

haha Arlos and me, we know porn.

Oh Adivina, ALL my favorite porn queens are slavs!
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Postby The Kizzy » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:16 am

I have huge nipples too, it is a curse.
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Postby Goose_Man » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:18 am

Her nipples are big because her boobs are big...duh
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Postby ClakarEQ » Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:49 am

I'm not sure where this slang term came from but I call those nipples donkey nips (sorry ladies), the areola (sp) seem to be disproportional to the rest of the breast.

The only other issue I see is that she appears to have been well used and/or abused in the nether region (you know, she looks a bit loosey goosey).

However I would not take this toy back and would love to see her under my tree !!

EDIT

I wanted to add her nips could look that way because it is hot. I suppose if it were a bit cold her tits would look much better !
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:18 am

I think her tits look fantastic much like the rest of her... as far as her puss goes I think it's a little red because of the sun and to make a nice target to help your aim.

That girl is fine as fuck regardless of what race she is really... ; ) My friend who sent me the powerpoint named it "brazilia" so anyways thats where I got that from.

omg /fap /fap /fap I really wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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Postby leah » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:20 am

my roommate ashlie has big nipples too

maybe mine are just small? :dunno:
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Postby Eziekial » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:27 am

3...2....1...
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Postby ClakarEQ » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:36 am

I'm sure Ez is counting down to the next poster to ask exactly how Leah saw her roomates breastissess
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Postby leah » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:37 am

well we pretty much share a room. *shrug* not a big deal imo. i have to walk thru her bedroom to get to mine, and she's not shy.
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Postby The Kizzy » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:41 am

The folds of skin that you can see are not the muscles that would make her loose or tight, those are hidden.
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Postby Sithos » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:55 am

I am formally asking for verifiable proof that leah's roomate is not shy!
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Postby Aatrex » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:05 am

That chick is hot for true~~
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Postby Gypsiyee » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:41 am

She is really pretty (although I'm with the say no to scrunchies thing)

based on the shape of her tits, I'd say they're real, too. Her nipples aren't big cuz her boobs are big, mine aren't big and my nipples are about that size =\

maybe yours are just small leah !
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