Friggin Idiots

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:07 pm

The following people accidentally shot themselves recently: a Fond du Lac, Wis., man, in the abdomen, while using a screwdriver to dislodge a round from his pistol (August); a Nacogdoches, Texas, woman, in the foot while trying to kill a snake on her property (September) (and the same woman, again trying to kill a snake, shot herself in the other foot the next day); a Tennessee Highway Patrolman, in the leg as he holstered his pistol while chasing a fleeing suspect near Maryville (August); a teenage boy, in the leg while fleeing after robbing a food store in New Caney, Texas (August); a 33-year-old Milwaukee man, in the leg while fleeing after robbing a man on the street (October). And Danny Walden, Taylorsville, Ky., was shot by the rifle he had set up in his home as a booby trap to protect his 115 marijuana plants (October). [Fond du Lac Reporter, 8-24-05] [Daily Sentinel (Nacogdoches), 9-18-05] [The Tennessean, 8-10-05] [WTRK-TV (Houston), 8-3-05] [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 10-24-05] [Herald-Leader (Lexington, Ky.), 10-5-05]

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:33 pm

wow. lots of smort people walkin around.

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:47 pm

sounds like most of those people aren't walking around anymore. Hobbling is a more apt verb.

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:20 pm

In the famous words of Homer J. Simpson........

"I am so smart......SMRT....i am so smart.....SMRAT"

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:11 pm

No X. It's I am so smart. I am so smart. SMRT...I mean S MART.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:48 pm

a few weeks ago some crazy homeless guy stabbed a guy in the neck with a sword, a fucking samurai like sword. What kind of person carries around a samurai sword? And they still never caught the fucking guy

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:24 pm

Gaazy wrote:a few weeks ago some crazy homeless guy stabbed a guy in the neck with a sword, a fucking samurai like sword. What kind of person carries around a samurai sword? And they still never caught the fucking guy

He's a ninja in disguise.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:41 pm

wish they would catch the motherfucker and get his ass off the streets at least, its always nice to know theres a fucking nutbag with a sword walkin round

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:03 am

Ninjas are mammals

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:03 pm

but sometimes they stab

Sithos · Post by **Sithos** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:10 pm

So we are looking for a mammilian homeless ninja?

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:53 pm

Sithos wrote:So we are looking for a mammilian homeless ninja?

yeah, and with a samurai sword.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:35 pm

or this guy:

Minrott · Post by **Minrott** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:54 pm

Why would a ninja have a samurai sword?

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:10 am

Minrott wrote:Why would a ninja have a samurai sword?

hahah someone's been watching a little too much shopathome network.

"FOUR BEANIE BABIES FOLKS! FOUR THAT RIGHT-AND LOOK AT THIS SAM-MOOO-RYE SWORD!" (pronounced with the sw sound at the beginning by them!)

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:25 am

yeah he prolly IS a ninja, but pushes around a shopping cart with his outfit in it

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:41 am

Minrott wrote:Why would a ninja have a samurai sword?

war-trophy there crazyface! durrrrr

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Durothil Skyreaver · Post by **Durothil Skyreaver** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:14 am

Mind you, it would be pretty cool if he had come across another sword toting hobo and they went at it in the middle of the street.

Minrott · Post by **Minrott** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:14 am

I want to see a battle between karate fighting samurai sword wielding japanese hobos and kung fu fighting jian wielding chinese hobos to satisfy my desire for mortal combat.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:42 pm

Minrott wrote:I want to see a battle between karate fighting samurai sword wielding japanese hobos and kung fu fighting jian wielding chinese hobos to satisfy my desire for mortal combat.

that would make for fantastic television.

leah · Post by **leah** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:17 am

captain_insano wrote:
Minrott wrote:Why would a ninja have a samurai sword?

war-trophy there crazyface! durrrrr

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not sure why but this made me lol ^_^

i think it was the "crazyface"

or maybe "durrrrr" hehehehe

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