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Postby Adivina » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:59 am

Oh Adivina, ALL my favorite porn queens are slavs!



Like Paul said, the czech girls are sluts for true. I swear, its all czech females do. LOL
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Postby labbats » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:08 pm

Those pictures are copyrighted in 1999.


But who cares. /fap
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:34 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:
Oh Adivina, ALL my favorite porn queens are slavs!



Like Paul said, the czech girls are sluts for true. I swear, its all czech females do. LOL


The Mrs DangerPaul is 3/4 russian, she is mad crazy in bed.
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Postby Martrae » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:45 pm

Did you really get married? PM me with details. :)
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Postby 10sun » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:04 pm

Mail Order?
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:43 pm

leah wrote:well we pretty much share a room. *shrug* not a big deal imo. i have to walk thru her bedroom to get to mine, and she's not shy.



do you two ever touch each other's yum-yums?
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:44 pm

Has anyone been to Prague? I have heard its fucking the shit and the girls are insanely hot and readily willing to fuck americans.

Any troof to dis?
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:31 pm

captain_insano wrote:Has anyone been to Prague? I have heard its fucking the shit and the girls are insanely hot and readily willing to fuck americans.

Any troof to dis?


Yes to both, I only got to spend 3 days there. The Czech republic owned, got 5 days there. Of the two, its a toss up and your money seems to go further in Czech republic. If you are in to dark haired hotness more than blonde hotness, I would vote Romania over the other two.
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:31 pm

Martrae wrote:Did you really get married? PM me with details. :)


Why PM? Just ask...
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Postby Martrae » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:35 pm

I did! Don't you see the question mark? :)
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Postby 10sun » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:36 pm

Did you get married, Paul?

How much did she cost you? do you have a monthly or yearly fee as well on top of the original purchase?
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Postby labbats » Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:59 pm

My wife's warranty expired. Should I trade her in or wait until she's 40 so I can get two 20 year olds?
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Postby 10sun » Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:02 pm

Latter option.
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:41 pm

10sun wrote:Did you get married, Paul?

How much did she cost you? do you have a monthly or yearly fee as well on top of the original purchase?


Yes, cost me my manly sluthood, and you know as all of us male know, they cost us everyday for the rest of our lives.

No she wasn't mail order, she is a local chic I have known for awhile. She is 38, no kids, and a well known tattoo artist. Things clicked so we said "fuck it", got married and are having a "real ceremony" for our families in the spring.
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Postby Adivina » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:43 pm

Awwww. Now I know this is gonna sound odd, but does she have a tattoo portfolio on line? I wanna look at it.

Oh yeah and congrats
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:44 pm

I am in the process of building her website for her. She was taught total oldschool where they believe it all should be spread word of mouth. The place she works has been in Omaha for 45 years and have never advertised once. I am guessing I will have it up and running within another two weeks.
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Postby Adivina » Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:48 pm

Sweet, tell me when you do. I love looking through tat portfolios. What does she specialize in?
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Postby leah » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:24 pm

you got MARRIED????
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Postby Martrae » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:56 pm

Gratz hon. I hope you stay happy. :)
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Postby The Kizzy » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:13 am

Oy.
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