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The Kizzy
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by The Kizzy » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:32 am
I have to give a persuasive speech for my final in speech class. Everyone is chooing serious topics like Abortion and the War in Iraq, etc etc. I am doing mine on why waffles are much better than Pancakes for breakfast. I am going to do a power point presentation and everything.
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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by Maeya » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:57 pm
I think my favorite persuasive speech I've heard was from a guy convincing everyone to wear pants. He was very creative in his delivery and it was funny.
Kizzy, your speech should include samples of waffles.
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by The Kizzy » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:00 pm
good idea!!!!!!!!!!!
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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by Spacewoman Spiff » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:18 pm
Heh, awesome!
You should print out the poll from EE showing how waffles won over pancakes in a contest of a random sampling of people from the internets.
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by The Kizzy » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:22 pm
Again, EXCELLENT idea
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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by Captain Insano » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:50 pm
You should show them all of my comments on NT. It's doesn't get more persuasive than the captain.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote: Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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by brinstar » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:18 pm
i'm gonna persuade you right in the face, jerk
compost the rich
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by Ouchyfish » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:44 pm
Spacewoman Spiff wrote: Heh, awesome! You should print out the poll from EE showing how waffles won over pancakes in a contest of a random sampling of people from the internets.
The poll isn't over therefore you cannot determine a winner yet.
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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by Captain Insano » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:59 pm
brinstar wrote: i'm gonna persuade you right in the face, jerk
I'm going to strap your moon with explosives and blow it to kingdom come... That will straight FUCK up your sig. How you like me now?
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote: Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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by brinstar » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:36 am
your sig lives on my sig so your sig would die too owned
compost the rich
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by Zanchief » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:54 am
I feel like my parents are fighting.
Are you guys gonna get divorced?
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by The Kizzy » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:34 am
brinstar wrote: your sig lives on my sig so your sig would die too owned
It's times like these that I realize my undying affection for Brinstar. I am driving to your house right now to hug you.
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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by Ouchyfish » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:55 am
You're attracted to the tall ultra dorky types aren't you?
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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by Goose_Man » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:57 am
Dude thats not the forest moon of Endor in your sig.
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by Zanchief » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:57 am
OuchyFish wrote: You're attracted to the tall ultra dorky types aren't you?
Don't knock the tall dorks, we're organized.
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by Goose_Man » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:01 am
I'm a tall dork FYI
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by Ouchyfish » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:04 am
Goose_Man wrote: Dude thats not the forest moon of Endor in your sig.
Sure it is--years after we went there and hammered out a timber contract.
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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by The Kizzy » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:06 am
OuchyFish wrote: You're attracted to the tall ultra dorky types aren't you?
Yeah, actually I am, they always have nice penii.
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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by Ouchyfish » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:07 am
Ron Jeremy ftw
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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by Donnel » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:19 am
OuchyFish wrote: You're attracted to the tall ultra dorky types aren't you?
The whole coolness factor of your sig really diminishes when you see the DDR pad on the floor.
<a href="http://wow.allakhazam.com/profile.html?384300">Treston</a>
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by The Kizzy » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:20 am
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Ouchyfish tell your sister I have a message for her.
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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by Ouchyfish » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:39 am
Donnel wrote: OuchyFish wrote: You're attracted to the tall ultra dorky types aren't you?
The whole coolness factor of your sig really diminishes when you see the DDR pad on the floor.
LOL. Not my shit man =) I wish I had some of that, though. Lemme see if I can crop that fuckin gaywad ddr shit out.
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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by Ouchyfish » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:44 am
Well the link to it is <a href="http://ouchyfish.250free.com/gamer2.jpg">here</a> but the file is too damn big to keep using as sig.
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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by The Kizzy » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:45 am
YOU BROKE IT.
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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by Ouchyfish » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:49 am
No I didnt. I was just in the process of uploading the AU pic to my server-lol, set the link before the file was there.
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.