Sidle up to the bar (Lightly Moderated)
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Yamori
NT Traveller
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by Yamori Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:49 am
I can't find my socks
-Yamori
Goose_Man
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by Goose_Man Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:51 am
check the sock drawer or the dryer.. those are the top 2 places my socks hide.
Lionking
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by Lionking Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:24 pm
tikigod
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by tikigod Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:30 pm
under the bed
let lose the dogs of war
The Kizzy
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by The Kizzy Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:50 pm
next to the porno tapes and bottle of baby oil
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Martrae
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by Martrae Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:50 pm
Your ferret stole them!
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Captain Insano
Nappy Headed Ho
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by Captain Insano Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:51 pm
I keep my sock on my penis where it belongs... there's nothing worse than having a cold wang.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote: Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
brinstar
Cat Crew
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by brinstar Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:27 pm
compost the rich
Witty
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by Witty Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:27 pm
wtf is your problem I didn't steal your socks ok?
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Vincenti
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by Vincenti Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:45 am
The Kizzy wrote: next to the porno tapes and bottle of baby oil
A friend told me of the concept of the "Magic sock" but I just can't stop thinking that doing so would give you athlete's cock.
The object of life is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to come screaching in to the grave sidelong in a beatup wreck of a body, loudly proclaiming "WOW What a ride!"
