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Postby Yamori » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:49 am

I can't find my socks


Please tell me where you think my socks are

Thank you.
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Postby Goose_Man » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:51 am

check the sock drawer or the dryer.. those are the top 2 places my socks hide.
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Postby Lionking » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:24 pm

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Postby tikigod » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:30 pm

under the bed
let lose the dogs of war
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:50 pm

next to the porno tapes and bottle of baby oil
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Postby Martrae » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:50 pm

Your ferret stole them!
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:51 pm

I keep my sock on my penis where it belongs... there's nothing worse than having a cold wang.
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Postby brinstar » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:27 pm

compost the rich
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Postby Witty » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:27 pm

wtf is your problem I didn't steal your socks ok?
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Postby Vincenti » Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:45 am

The Kizzy wrote:next to the porno tapes and bottle of baby oil
:rofl:

A friend told me of the concept of the "Magic sock" but I just can't stop thinking that doing so would give you athlete's cock.
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