100-Pound Woman Wins Turkey-Eating Contest

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100-Pound Woman Wins Turkey-Eating Contest

Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:16 pm

NEW YORK - It's a question just begging to be asked: How much turkey can a person shove into their mouth in 12 minutes?

A group of competitive American eaters assembled at Artie's Deli in New York on Wednesday to gobble down 10-pound roast turkeys and find out.

Eric "Badlands" Booker started quickly, ripping through two turkey breasts and establishing an eight-ounce lead after three minutes. As time ticked down and the competitors faced moister meat in the drumsticks and shoulders, Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas, Chip Simpson and Tim Janus gained speed.

After 12 minutes, nearly all had stripped their bird to the bone.

After examining the scales, the judges announced a verdict: the 100-pound Thomas, of Alexandria, Va., had taken first prize, worth $2,500. Booker dropped to sixth place.

How much turkey did Thomas eat? A total of 4 pounds, 3.1 ounces.

Thomas says she took the "Black Widow" nickname because she likes to "eliminate the males" in eating contests. Her other records include eating 65 hard-boiled eggs in 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

Her idol? Japanese competitive eating champion Takeru Kobayashi.
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Postby Kramer » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:23 pm

i have watched her eat, along with the little asian guy that is ranked number one in the world, he can't be more than like 120 lbs

when they eat it is crazy
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    Postby Vincenti » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:44 pm

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    Postby Adivina » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:38 am

    Yeah she is insane, I've seen her eat in other contests, its nuts.
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    Postby Spazz » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:05 pm

    Why the hell would you wanna watch someone eat like that ?
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    Postby The Kizzy » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:09 pm

    on eof the DJs at the local radio station bet he could eat 100 tacos in 4 hours. I think he got to 97. He threw up ALOT
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    Postby Adivina » Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:07 am

    Morbid curiousity I guess, I watched a video clip of a past contest she won.
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    Postby Gypsiyee » Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:58 am

    I'll never understand why they pay people to do such hideous things to their bodies. That's not talent, that's sickness.
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