Home from Norway!

[Parv]

The country is beautiful, the women are hot, and I didn't run into any dumbasses like I do here in Louisiana. Captain Insano would love it because all the minorities work.

Standing on top of Fløyen in Bergen


My Bergen hosts


Damn trolls are everywhere


Kristine dancing (come to Butthead, huh huh)


View of Bergen from Festplassen


Bryggen district in Bergen


Part of Torget on the right - I love how the fog rolls over the hills


Rosenkrantztårnet


Nidarosdomen Church in Trondheim


Johanne and I standing in front of Nidarosdomen


Virgins of the board, pay attention! Was at an interactive science museum


Old Bridge in Trondheim


Bryggen district in Trondheim


Across the river


Vodkasipper's bathroom door - on another board I post on, this dude is like the most hardcore pinko socialist commie sumbitch you'll meet - funny and intelligent guy though


Erik, Jannike, and I


Håvard


More drunkeness


End of the night, air guitaring on the table


Christmas decorations in Trondheim


Ha det to my friends and hosts!


I got fucking owned though. One of the girls and I had something going on during the semester she was in the US, although I could never close the deal (I was a shy dumbass with Harrison-like women skills at the time). Anyway, she convinces me to come visit them, gets me to change my plans so I would stay at her house in Bergen and spend more time with her. I wasn't expecting to hook up with her, but prospects were looking nice and if the situation presented itself then I would have her bending over melting snow together. 2 days before I leave though, I find out from another friend while he was drunk that she's had a boyfriend for months, just after she got back to Norway - pwned! :\ Lesson learned though!

[Lyion]

Sorry to hear about the girl but the trip looked awesome, man. Girls are easy to get <especially as you get older>. Cool trips like that are rare.

Thanks for sharing the pics. Damn, I want to travel again now.

[dammuzis]

wow those are some great pics.
i need to go there someday

[The Kizzy]

Nice pics!!! Beautiful country. Welcome Home.

[Goose_Man]

Great pics man thanks for sharing!

I agree with Lyion, dont worry about the womenz. The older I get the easier it is to hook up.. I've got women chasing me for a change now! How about that shit eh?

[liquidstayce]

Beautiful pictures and you look great too. Sounds like fun!

[xKALECx]

Awesome Parv! Glad you had a fun and safe time. I'm jealous!

[Eziekial]

Wait, all those girls and you didn't get laid? Did you forget to tell them you are from America?

[Jimmy Durante]

Absolutely beautiful - - the architecture of northern Europe is in a class of it's own.

[Captain Insano]

That place looks pretty cool... I want to go there.... Minorities working?! LOL I can't believe it.

I must say though you should have gotten less pics of buildings and shit and more of the redlight districts and drunk young sluts at bars. Keep that in mind next time plz.

[mappatazee]

How was the hashish?

[Minrott]

Gorgeous. I'm going to have to see that some day.

[vonkaar]

Badass, sir. WB ^_^

[mofish]

Awesome pics, looks like a great place to visit.

[Oofdaa]

The chick in the More drunkeness pic has a brown tongue.

Did you eat lots of lefse? Yummy

[Captain Insano]

Absolutely beautiful - - the architecture of northern Europe is in a class of it's own.

oh snap I know whatcher saying dawg...bitches have mad big titties in Europe!

[Vincenti]

Virgins of the board, pay attention! Was at an interactive science museum

Did this chick pose there on purpose, or was that just a perfect Kodak moment?

I would trade my left nut to see that place, looks beautiful. I am green with jealousy

[Kramer]

sweet photos, i would love to go there

[Mop]

hey parv good to hear from ya - glad you had a good time, and you look better in a non gay way the nyou did a couple years ago =P

[Susvain]

Awesome pics

[Parv]

Thanks for the replies - it's seriously an awesome place to visit and relax in. The people, like I said before, are amazing to hang with.

re: women - the day I get chased by a woman is the day I run off with her child to sell on the black market. I don't let it bother me though, I'm more laughing at what happened than anything else. I did tell her exactly what I do/did think of her before I left, she was kinda shell-shocked and hasn't really given me a reply on her thoughts of it all yet but fuck it, rather get it off my chest. Better to burn out than fade away!

[Captain Insano]

did you get laid while you were there?

[Witty]

Those are some nice pictures, I'd head that direction if I were there for more than a week.