YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

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YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

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This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...




1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)









2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)










3. Add 5












4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator













5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 .... If you haven't, add 1754.














6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.










You should have a three digit number










The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).










The next two numbers are









YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT ROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
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OMG....you just cost the government of Canada 5 minutes.
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I got that email, and it was beer, not chocolate.
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Chocolate is SOOO much better than beer....sheesh.
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Hmmm, you may have a point there
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chocolate beer

Maybe I'm crazy but I'm pretty sure I read in the paper last night about a Double Expresso, Double caffeine, now get this: vodka. Neat.
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Talk about a buzz.

I had Strawberry Schnapps and Mountain Dew on Saturday night. It was really good, and I had a sugar buzz for the whole night. I also didn't have a hangover even though I downed about 12 of them.
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Guiness has a chocolate taste to it.
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There's a Bennigan's near here that makes Guinness milkshakes.
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Martrae wrote:There's a Bennigan's near here that makes Guinness milkshakes.


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Don't look at me...I didn't make it or even dream about it.
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Red Hook makes an espresso stout.
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Post by Gypsiyee »

Unless I'm a complete math idiot, which is totally possible, it lied to me - last I checked, I'm not 42

where did I go wrong in my math~ I said 2 times, and I was born in 1983, had my birthday already
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you're 22?
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Martrae wrote:you're 22?


is that from chocolate math?
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I said two times and was born in 83, mine came up right.
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aha ! I see where I did wrong

I wrote the 1755 down as 1775~
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Phlegm wrote:
Martrae wrote:you're 22?


is that from chocolate math?


Yeah, I did the math and then realized that if she was born in 1983 and already had her b-day that would make my answer correct. Boy, do I feel stupid now. :)
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