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My dog just broke my front window trying to get at the mailman, won't be seeing mail for a while I'm guessing.
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so shoot your stupid dog
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Your knowledge is astounding. What's the next ignorant dick head comment?
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Are you the one with the Pitt bulls?
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That sounds like kind of a dangerous pet ?
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Aryylas wrote:Your knowledge is astounding. What's the next ignorant dick head comment?


so shoot the stupid mailman?
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They have the Akita....you know one of those misunderstood pets that wouldn't do anything like smash a window to get at their intended prey.
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You're dog crashed through a window to ATTACK a person....

I doubt the mailman was provoking the dog so yes shoot the fucking dog before it eats a kid.

If you don't, I hope the mailman presses charges.
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time to either breed her, or get her fixed. You know these are her hormones making her act this way.
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You know the dog was going to attack the mail man? Maybe. By my big dog, the one playing with the min pin in the pictures, she goes 70 pounds, and whenever I come home she comes running to the front door and plants both feet on it quite hard. I'm sure that she could break the window, but I'm also sure she's not trying to attack me, nor anyone else. If she was that kind of dog there's no way my old lady would let the min pin put his head in her mouth like a lion tamer.

On a second note, I got bit last night breaking up a fight between her and my old ladies other dog, a half lab half rotty. Neither one of them have previously, nor would they ever bite a person on purpose. I got bit because I waded in between them, it was my fault, not theirs. Dogs aren't little people, they're not simplistic animals either. They've got very complex dynamics that lead to their behavior around other dogs and a completely different set that dictates their behavior around people. Unless you understand those dynamics, "shoot the dog" is a moronic statement.

I catch myself thinking, those parents should shoot that kid, more often I think.
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Aryylas wrote:Your knowledge is astounding. What's the next ignorant dick head comment?


so seriously, shoot your fucking dog before it attacks someone, forcing the police to come put down your dog, and then fine you and/or toss you in jail for keeping a dog you knew was dangerous to people
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My girlfriend's older sister has a miniature pincher, best dog ever.
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Tikker wrote:
Aryylas wrote:Your knowledge is astounding. What's the next ignorant dick head comment?


so seriously, shoot your fucking dog before it attacks someone, forcing the police to come put down your dog, and then fine you and/or toss you in jail for keeping a dog you knew was dangerous to people



I agree with tikckcker... Shoot the fucking mutt then give it to Minrott to skin.

People who keep jacked up dogs fucking blow my mind.

When I had a paper route I put some dipshits dog in the doggy hospital with a Seattle Mariners mini-bat when it attacked me.

Later that year I beat his son up... Out of spite and pent up paperboy ANGST.
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Minrott wrote:Unless you understand those dynamics, "shoot the dog" is a moronic statement.


Perhaps you should ask yourself: "What would Roland do?"
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Minrott wrote:You know the dog was going to attack the mail man? Maybe. By my big dog, the one playing with the min pin in the pictures, she goes 70 pounds, and whenever I come home she comes running to the front door and plants both feet on it quite hard. I'm sure that she could break the window, but I'm also sure she's not trying to attack me, nor anyone else. If she was that kind of dog there's no way my old lady would let the min pin put his head in her mouth like a lion tamer.

On a second note, I got bit last night breaking up a fight between her and my old ladies other dog, a half lab half rotty. Neither one of them have previously, nor would they ever bite a person on purpose. I got bit because I waded in between them, it was my fault, not theirs. Dogs aren't little people, they're not simplistic animals either. They've got very complex dynamics that lead to their behavior around other dogs and a completely different set that dictates their behavior around people. Unless you understand those dynamics, "shoot the dog" is a moronic statement.

I catch myself thinking, those parents should shoot that kid, more often I think.


The dynamics is that the DOG attacked a PERSON most likely unprovoked.. If the mailman did in fact tease the dog and make it attack him then I retract my statement but I seriously doubt that the mailman did such a thing.
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The mailman approached the house that the dog lives in, came in close proximity to the dog's "territory", the house in which she protects out of instinct....

I hate 99% of dogs and know better than you retards. Simply mind-boggling ignorance from you rejects.
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The mailman was doing his job you dumb fuck, what should he have done? Slingshot the mail to the house just because there was a dog INSIDE the house?
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I didn't say he wasn't doing his job.

I said this is a natural reaction for most dogs and animals.
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Harrison wrote:I didn't say he wasn't doing his job.

I said this is a natural reaction for most dogs and animals.


No, that's not the reaction of most domesticated animals.

I know PLENTY of dog owners. Their dogs don’t break through windows to attack people. In fact most of them would be more than happy to come up and give some love if you entered there "territory"
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Martrae wrote:They have the Akita....you know one of those misunderstood pets that wouldn't do anything like smash a window to get at their intended prey.

no they just eat the window.
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Post by Harrison »

My little fucking pug will charge you if you walked into my house...it's a protective instinct.

You know plenty of dog owners, want a cookie?

I fucking hate dogs and even I can say this is normal and you guys are incapable of a rational thought on this situation.
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Um, smashing through a window is not normal for any dog.

Arrylas, we have discusses this. Its her hormones.
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Harrison, why do you have to be such a stupid fucking cunt?
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Post by Spliffs »

I had a pit bull, he was the friendliest dog you could ever hope to meet. However, he was just too much animal for the environment I had him in. He would play with the dogs in the yard next door, and he would plant his back paws and jump up against the fence with his front, and would bust out fence posts like they were toothpicks. Since the fence was busted up after a few episodes of this, the neighbors dogs ended up in my yard, and vice versa. All of them are very large, very intimidating dogs, but none of them ever had a scratch.

The moral of the story? Canine play simulates agression. That's instinct. Watch animal planet every now and then fuck faces.
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Harrison wrote:The mailman approached the house that the dog lives in, came in close proximity to the dog's "territory", the house in which she protects out of instinct....

I hate 99% of dogs and know better than you retards. Simply mind-boggling ignorance from you rejects.


Yes, and if Arry had a landmine outside his home it would be functioning perfectly if it destroyed the mailman, doesn't mean it has any place being there.
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