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by **Diekan** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:53 pm

just tell me where and when big boy

by **Jimmy Durante** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:59 pm

You look great. You're most likely just stressed out because it's a new milestone in your life.

Now that I got the compliments out of my system:

by **Diekan** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:00 pm

lol that's great

by **Jay** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:10 pm

You actually look like you're supposed to be a bald guy.

by **Adivina** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:12 pm

Yeah, the shaved head looks right in place with your facial structure. You look fine, go knock the women dead.

by **Jay** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:14 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:Yeah, the shaved head looks right in place with your facial structure. You look fine, go knock the women dead.

But do it after you have sex with them not before. Before would just be gross.

by **Adivina** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:16 pm

Whatever turns you on.

by **Captain Insano** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:22 pm

If you have to shave your head just start wearing more leather, carry around a piece of chain and get a swastika armband...You'll look totally normal and chicks will love you... especially jewish and black ones.

by **Parv** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:23 pm

Fuck, I've been getting a thin on top for the last 5 years or so...seems like it stopped 3 years or so ago, but it still has me worried. It sucks because I still have good coverage and no receeding hairline, but at the same time if my hair goes the wrong way, blam it's obvious that I'm thinning. Right now it looks good, but I know that in the morning it'll look bad. I would shave my head, but I know I don't have the look for it. Fuck me running.

by **Minrott** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:25 pm

Get the Lars Ulrich thing going on and you'll be fine.

by **Haylo** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:29 pm

You look really good Diekan, don't sweat it :p Go out and bag some hot chemist (still in bio-chem field right?)

by **Captain Insano** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:38 pm

Parv wrote:Fuck, I've been getting a thin on top for the last 5 years or so...seems like it stopped 3 years or so ago, but it still has me worried. It sucks because I still have good coverage and no receeding hairline, but at the same time if my hair goes the wrong way, blam it's obvious that I'm thinning. Right now it looks good, but I know that in the morning it'll look bad. I would shave my head, but I know I don't have the look for it. Fuck me running.

put more creases in your face and start wearing metallica tshirts.. you might get mistaken for James and get to rail his groupies.

by **Captain Insano** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:39 pm

by **Captain Insano** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:40 pm

by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:57 pm

Jesus.....he's right!

by **labbats** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:33 am

Don't forget to complain about Napster.

by **Tikker** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:49 am

Parv wrote:Fuck, I've been getting a thin on top for the last 5 years or so...seems like it stopped 3 years or so ago, but it still has me worried. It sucks because I still have good coverage and no receeding hairline, but at the same time if my hair goes the wrong way, blam it's obvious that I'm thinning. Right now it looks good, but I know that in the morning it'll look bad. I would shave my head, but I know I don't have the look for it. Fuck me running.

Here's the thing Parv

if it's just starting to get noticeable to you, or if you think that it looks good unless the wind blows a certain way you're already in shave territory~

by **Martrae** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:35 am

Listen to Labbats...his words of wisdom will get you far.

by **leah** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:03 am

i love labbbababababaababbats for that maxim rant. marry me? i can share~

also, diek you look great. you have a really nice head for shaving. like it's been said already, some men can pull it off, and some can't. you can.

i shudder to think what my boyfriend would look like without hair hehe... he's got the biggest damn head i've ever seen already but when you take out all the hair that minimizes its hugeness, well, i'm afraid it would be like walking around with a mascot of himself like in the starbucks commercials :rofl:

worry not, diek, you're still hawt.

by **Captain Insano** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:14 am

Darcler wrote:Jesus.....he's right!

I know, ryte?

If you are going bald cut your hair really short on the sides and back and on top... when it gets really bad shave it.

OR you can do the emo-swoop and be the epitome of trendy...

Spikey in back and long and swooping in front... That way only one of your eyes shows and you can focus all your angstyness on one eye allowing the other to rest in case you have to read emo poetry later.

EXAMPLE:

<img src="http://spacepiratesfromhell.net/clip_image002.jpg">

by **Adivina** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:47 pm

Holy shit.... thats a fucking boy right? What a femine looking thing....

by **The Kizzy** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:51 pm

Diekan, you look hot bald. You should have no problems.

by **Captain Insano** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:00 pm

I think i'm onto something with going for the Hetfield look especially since parv can actually play the guitar... You would get mad bitches, especially overseas where the women are exceedingly naive to American pop culture....or nu-metal culture if we are talking about short haired metallica members.

by **Kramer** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:44 am

but... guys.... women don't care about hair.....

really dude, if your melon looks decent with a shave, chicks don't give a shiz... I have this buddy who insists on shaving his head and he has two F*&$ING skull lumps from "calcium deposits" or whatever the hell he says.... they look like horns....

though maybe you should go PRON STAR and shave the stomach thumb too

by **Adivina** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:25 am

Btw, the resemblance between Parv and Mr. Metallica is uncanny and a little eerie.

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