Dear Persons on the internet who use online dating to score

[Skrum]

Please instruct me how to exploit those who use myspace etc. Thanks.

[liquidstayce]

Just use EQ or WoW and cyber them.. np~

[Diekan]

when i get back from the gym I'll shoot you some info... but keep in mind... myspace is the biggest collection of shallow and pretentious morons I have ever seen gathered in one "place." So, you've got to know how to play the game... I've nailed about 7 women from the site now. Not a single one of them I'd give 5 seconds of my time to a serious relationship. The last one was about 3 weeks ago (before I shaved my head)...

[Skrum]

thats what I want from myspace! I gave up finding a woman who was interesting for awhile. Now I just feel like doing some exploitation on the weekends.

[Diekan]

Well that's pretty much all you're going to get from MySpace. On occassion you might be lucky enough to run across someone who can actually form words greater than three letters - but don't be suprised if you find yourself having to talk like "u r kewl" to most of the people you encounter. Not a lot of maturity or intelligence on that site.

Best way to go about it is to completely lie about yourself. Lie about your income, what you do for a living and pretty much everything else. Put up a few "hottie" shots of yourself and deck your page out with a shitload of bands and movie titles. Then you just start browsing... if you can't get laid from MySpace then something is seriously seriously wrong with you.

[Tuggan]

[Spazz]

That shit gives me the willies. The Internet is fulla degenerates loonytunes and other winners of various types.

[Tuggan]

taking the internet to a whole new level, both you and your computer can now be infected together.

[Spazz]

Wasnt the chick with the shitballs mindia hooked up with fromt he internet ?

[Witty]

The world is fulla degenerates loonytunes and other winners of various types.

"fixt"?

[Spazz]

Yea but its a little easier to tell whos who face to face.

[Gaazy]

i looked at the myspace people in my area today and theres like 500007 18-20 year old hot females, wht is the big damn trick here diekan? I dont even know how myspace works =-(

[Captain Insano]

Myspace is the meeting place for barely computer literate whores. My ex is on there for example.

A better more fantastic way to get laid ALOT is:

http://www.adultfriendfinder.com My buddy banged about 20 sluts from that site...but you need to spend 20 bucks a month on getting premium membership.

[Tikker]

ICQ always worked for me

[Ouchyfish]

How fucking sad is it that you can't just go grab a chick and have some casual sex?

Damn...

[Gaazy]

the day I pay for a website like adult friend finder will be the day I die

[KaiineTN]

Yeah it's pretty easy to find some overly passive boring-as-hell but decent looking females on myspace.. It's also easy to find really bitchy stuck up girls, and depressed social rejects! It's hard to find someone who seems "average," imo

Note: the females lie too.. I met a girl a year or so ago who claimed to be 19, and she was 15... Which was obvious the moment I saw her >_<

And no I didn't fuck her.. No cuddling jokes either! tia

[leah]

i met my boyfriend on hotornot.com lol

[Lyion]

You too can become Ron Mexico.

[Skrum]

Hmm, I got sick of myspace womens after iming two of them. I can't handle the stupidity, even though I thought I was prepared.

[Tacks]

Did you score?

[Tossica]

Taxx finds his women on the Nameless Tavern!

[Gaazy]

asl?